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Why did the chicken cross the road

  • 03-06-2003 2:48pm
    #1
    ella minnow pea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭


    SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
    The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
    fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

    GEORGE W BUSH
    We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
    just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
    road or not. The chicken is either for us or against
    us. There is no middle ground.

    TONY BLAIR
    I agree with George.

    HANS BLIX
    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
    have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
    side of the road.


    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
    I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
    cross roads without having their motives called into
    question.

    GRANDPA
    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
    road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
    and that was good enough.

    TRICIA
    Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
    listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
    heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious
    case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream
    of crossing the road.

    JOHN LENNON
    Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
    together - in peace.

    ARISTOTLE
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    KARL MARX
    It was an historic inevitability.

    RONALD REAGAN
    What chicken?

    SIGMUND FREUD
    The fact that you are at all concerned that the
    chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
    sexual insecurity.

    BILL GATES
    eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay
    eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
    checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part
    of eChicken.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN
    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
    move beneath the chicken?

    BILL CLINTON
    What is your definition of chicken?

    COLONEL SANDERS
    Did I miss one?

    HOMER SIMPSON
    Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n


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  • #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Thats 4 times thats been posted sicne the war in iraw, it had been posted a good few times before it but now with SAEED AL SAHAF in it.


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