46 Things Women Can't Do

Jim

long time reader, first time poster to "humour" board


1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

2/ Understand a film plot

3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message

4/ Lift

5/ Throw

6/ Run

7/ Park

8/ Read a map

9/ Rob a bank

10/ Sit still

11/ Tell a joke

12/ Play pool

13/ Pay for dinner

14/ Eat a kebab while walking

15/ Argue without shouting

16/ Get told off without crying

17/ Understand fruit machines

18/ Walk past a shoe shop

19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich

20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper

22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

23/ Drink a pint gracefully

24/ Get a round in

25/ Throw a punch

26/ Do magic

27/ Like your friends

28/ Eat a really hot curry

29/ Get to the point

30/ Buy plain envelopes

31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "
I'm Cold "

33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

34/ Avoid credit card debt

35/ Dive into a pool

36/ Assemble furniture

37/ Set a video recorder

38/ Not try change you

39/ Watch a war film

40/ Understand why flirting results in violence

41/ Spend a day by themselves

42/ Go to the toilet by themselves

43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

44/ Choose a video quickly

45/Fart

46/ Get this far without having argued with at
least 1 of the above

Pugsley

lol, most of them are pretty funny, pity their almost all true

Tyrrial

i think :
Get told off without crying

is the main one... no girl in the world can do it.

Spenguin

:rolleyes: Oh yeah! Real funny. You could have just posted a few and it would have been funny, but you're just bitching about women.

Jim

Originally posted by Spenguin
:rolleyes: Oh yeah! Real funny. You could have just posted a few and it would have been funny, but you're just bitching about women.

ah come on.......

dont be such a "woman".....

i mean, the lift, throw, run is pretty funny......

KoNiT

32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "i'm cold"

too true....

smiles

Ok, ok... the last one got me.

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skittishkitten

Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu

46/ Get this far without having argued with at
least 1 of the above

OK , your right , I wanted to argue with most of them

de5p0i1er

Its funny and true, I like it.

google it

almost all true .... except:
45/Fart
They most certainly can!! ... :eek:

PacO

almost all true .... except:
45/Fart
They most certainly can!! ...

U got that right, I usually find myself running around screaming ''my eyes, my eyes'' whenever my missus floats one.

Asok

Originally posted by PacO
almost all true .... except:
45/Fart
They most certainly can!! ...

U got that right, I usually find myself running around screaming ''my eyes, my eyes'' whenever my missus floats one.

Far too true

irishgirl

:rolleyes:

Spenguin

Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu
ah come on.......

dont be such a "woman".....

i mean, the lift, throw, run is pretty funny......

Ok, Most of them were funny but you don't have to be so mean...
*sniff.

tman

22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

they learn to... eventually

commuterised

yeah ok I was gonna bitch about a few of them especially that pay for dinner one, but then I got to the end!! hahahaha good one!

Sauron

39/ Watch a war film

indeed.... i have witness it many times

and

44/ Choose a video quickly

too true.... bravo