Super Powers

Ste-

If you could choose one super power what would it be ?



Have to say mine would be invisibility. How fun!!!

Mac daddy

x-ray eyes, or to fly :ninja:

Mossy Monk

i would like to be able to teleport

Amz

I'd like to be able to seduce anyone I wanted...

That'd be super!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

woh
so how long have you been a super hero amz?

[CALIBUR]

is dogin bullets super power? or I just pick move super fast.

Ste-

Originally posted by Amz
I'd like to be able to seduce anyone I wanted...

That'd be super!

When you say ANYONE do this include women ?

Repli

I'd like to know kenpo, taekwondo, ninjitsu, karate, drunken boxing and be able to defy gravity Matrix-style while fighting..

[CALIBUR]

Originally posted by Repli
I'd like to know kenpo, taekwondo, ninjitsu, karate, drunken boxing and be able to defy gravity Matrix-style while fighting..

I think ur only can pick one but if can have many ill have the same as Repli (BUT BETTER ;P )

Amz

Originally posted by dj_ste
When you say ANYONE do this include women ?

Why wouldn't it?

smiles

Telepethy.

<< Fio >>

Ruaidhri

i'd love to be able to communicate with the fish...then i could be called sea-man*.











*well it's not as if anyone would call me semen now is it

Dun

Is time travel a super power? If not that then probably telekenisis/telepathy or teleportation.

oeNeo

To kill a yak from 200 yards away, with MIND-BULLETS!!

Or just to be able to fly and be invisible at the same time.

Robbo

To be a ninja pirate. Not the bad ninjas, the good ones, with proper headgear and stuff.

BuffyBot

Shapeshifting

p.pete

hindsight - very handy

Big Chief

to be able to read a womans mind

Nemici

I think I would like to invisible, the stuff you could do (and see).

Dr. Dre

Originally posted by BuffyBot
Shapeshifting

Excellent !
Nail on the head.

Sposs

Seaweed Man :ninja:

Pimp Ninja

To be elastic...

Mr. Fantastic wasnt called fantastic for nothing

GoneShootin

the power to enduce orgasms at 100 yards, rendering my enemys incapable of fighting (and resisting my lustful ways)

Ste-

Originally posted by Sposs
Seaweed Man :ninja:

Please elaborate.

[Iramus]

Originally posted by Neo-
To kill a yak from 200 yards away, with MIND-BULLETS!!

how bout the power ,to move you?:D

Sarky

The power to drag myself away from bulletin boards in order to eat every now and then would be nice.

Failing that, Jedi type telekinesis.

superconor

id love to be able to bend time, like to be able to slow it down for ninja fight sequences :cool: , and stop it for various reasons, and to be able to rewind time.

or to be able to fly!

Crucifix

The power to open beer bottles with my mind.

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by GoneShootin
the power to enduce orgasms at 100 yards, rendering my enemys incapable of fighting (and resisting my lustful ways)

what was the name of that film where they had a gun that would give people orgasms and as GoneShootin says render them incapable of fighting. it was about a mormon who became a famous porn star?

TomTom

The ability to open a womans bra without failing now and then.












From 100 yards.

DriftingRain

Iwould like to be able to teleport anywhere anytime. Would save loads of money on gas.:)

TomTom

but to cut to the chase you just want to teleport over here to me.

I think telekenis would be the best by far

disco_rob_funk

ah come on now...

Spiderman's powers, only more faithful to a spider's anatomy

i.e. the web is slung from my ass

Whoopah!

RC

Beëlzebooze

the ability to blow in a womans ear and make her knickers fall down!

Epitaph

To fly.

Imagine drifting o'er the traffic on a balmy autumn day, the wind coursing over your body, twisting and looping to the amazement of those below, the unfortunates who will never know what it's like to fly to the 19A bus stop.



Epitaph
I've got friends, I got ammo, I got plans.

trunks

mmm to cause delays, on very ting roads/ internet/ airplays by just being around them


then I'd blackmail cites hahaha(evil villain laugh)


Friday afternoon I will unleash my superpowers on the city of Dublin

bombidol

the movie was called "Orgazmo"

solice

*well it's not as if anyone would call me semen now is it

well, ammmm, you seee. my name is actually remarkably similiar to the word semen and for many years i got piss taken out of me. so anyways people may actually call you semen, if you had a name like mine.

but as for a super power, i think id like to be melt man, the power to melt

Sauron

I'd be Neo... he has it all:ninja:
even the shades:cool:

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by bombidol
the movie was called "Orgazmo"

that's the one. Ron Jeremy and Jesus starred

nesthead

10th Dan Black Belt Ninjutsu with super strength, agility, and pre-monition powers. then would be an uber-N1nJ4!!

Stark

Originally posted by Epitaph
To fly.

Imagine drifting o'er the traffic on a balmy autumn day, the wind coursing over your body, twisting and looping to the amazement of those below, the unfortunates who will never know what it's like to fly to the 19A bus stop.

lol

BoobeR

energy beams from hands / flying or melting into walls/shapeshifting mmmm

Sangre

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
that's the one. Ron Jeremy and Jesus starred

Ah yes, one of our Lord's lesser known works.

ThrAx

MINDBULLETS!