Nicotine induced bowl movements

jammy_dodger

This is one for the smokers of Boards.ie

Have you ever been indulgeing in a nicotine stick, When suddenly, your struck by a curdeling in your bowls, that forces you to make a dash to the loo.

Im asking because im not too sure if this could just be my diet, or is it common amongst smokers, to get this err........gush.

I notice it mostly with high nicotine content ciggarettes, It happens rarely, but when it dose i always notice im having a smoke ????

Anyone else experienced such going on's ?

WhiteWashMan

no. never in my ten years of smoking did i get such a rush.
nor, have i ever heard of it, although to be honest, i cant see it as being a hot topic of conversation!

Doodee

this makes me want a ciggie

yes, i have had this experience once or twice, but not in the way that i had to rush to the loo, just that i could use some sweet release.

/me shrugs

Emboss

This makes me have to set my alarm clock 20 minutes earlier, i can't leave in the morning before a smoke and that first smoke *ALWAYS* makes me want a good ****e,

never get it any other time, just the first. there's some good websites out there that explain why it happens, no
linkage of the top of my head

Emboss

mooman_00

possibly due to nicotine poisioning.........and the relaxing effect of nicotine?? The stronger the cigerette the stronger the feeling or if its your first in the morning after being asleep the intense hit of nicotine relaxes you(?) and causes you to shiit yourself.........kinda like what happens to some people after poppers and e's.

Victor

Originally posted by Emboss
This makes me have to set my alarm clock 20 minutes earlier, i can't leave in the morning before a smoke and that first smoke *ALWAYS* makes me want a good ****e,

Many / most people get the urge in the morning, it's the effect of the body moving and "material" being allowed move in the colon.

Lafortezza

If your bowels are already a bit full and you'll be heading to the loo within the next hour anyway, a strong cigarette will send you on your way alot sooner,

try it after a night out on guinness, when you're feeling a little bloated but just don't have the urge to go to the toilet right then,
1 smoke and you'll be waddling up the stairs quick smart

Typedef

You could be on to something there.

Nicotine instead of senokot.
All you have to do then is get into the loo paper business and you have a guaranteed stream of revenue.

no pun.

amp

Smoking does increase heart rate which could in turn lead to a higher metabolic rate thus effectively making the bodies waste processes work faster.

All speculation though tbh.

the Guru

It happens to my mate in work he is always going on about it . so yes it does happen but I dont know why

DapperGent

Happens to me too.

I've always wondered the scientific reason behind this "loosening" effect. After a night on the tiles one should always make sure there is a convenience in close proximity before sparking up that first sweet dak of the day.

Does anyone notice that they give you hiccups too? I ****ing hate when that happens.

Emboss

" quote:Originally posted by Emboss
This makes me have to set my alarm clock 20 minutes earlier, i can't leave in the morning before a smoke and that first smoke *ALWAYS* makes me want a good ****e,

Many / most people get the urge in the morning, it's the effect of the body moving and "material" being allowed move in the colon."

Yes but if i don't have a smoke in the morning, i won't need to have a ****e.....

jammy_dodger

"Yes but if i don't have a smoke in the morning, "


Obviously not a smoker.

milltown

I refer to the first smoke and cup of tea in the morning as "greasing the pipes" so yes, it happens me too.

deimos

Originally posted by jammy_dodger
This is one for the smokers of Boards.ie

Have you ever been indulgeing in a nicotine stick, When suddenly, your struck by a curdeling in your bowls, that forces you to make a dash to the loo.

Im asking because im not too sure if this could just be my diet, or is it common amongst smokers, to get this err........gush.

I notice it mostly with high nicotine content ciggarettes, It happens rarely, but when it dose i always notice im having a smoke ????

Anyone else experienced such going on's ?

i get it a lot late at night, having a marlboro red, and zoom back out to the jacks after just being there.......:mad:

deathcube ^_^

mmmmm i usually feel the need to let go after smokes earlier on in the day...

jammy_dodger

Due to all the replies it seems like its a common problem, actully scrap that common occurance, poohing is natural, smokings not

ballooba

Originally posted by the Guru
It happens to my mate in work he is always going on about it . so yes it does happen but I dont know why

Bet he's a barrel of laughs.

Emboss

"Yes but if i don't have a smoke in the morning, "


"Obviously not a smoker."

i think 30 or so a day for the last 10 years makes me a smoker, not everyone enjoys a smoke in the morning, so if i don't have a smoke in the morning for whatever reason, i don't feel like a ****, and as soon as i do have my first, i want to CRAP, glad that's cleared up,

jammy_dodger

Fair enough, sorry for the accusation, i just can't get by without tokeing on laxitive stick in the morning

MrNuked

Yeah it's all the anal-retention from working in an office/going to college getting nullified by the stress-blocking properties of cigs.

I always get that when smoking. Find that when I'm off them I get really bad wind, even slightly constipated.