So you're going to hell...

Panda · 28-05-2003 4:14pm #1

But how low will you go?

Sposs · 28-05-2003 4:23pm

Level 2 "Lustful"

Yea Baby

BuffyBot · 28-05-2003 4:36pm

Level 7 (Violent)

Peace · 28-05-2003 4:40pm

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics

Muhahahah^^

mooman_00 · 28-05-2003 4:59pm

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High

Rabies · 28-05-2003 5:00pm

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!

Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

DapperGent · 28-05-2003 5:10pm

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Apparently this is extreme! Woohoo go me!

patch · 28-05-2003 5:15pm

Level eight!! I had it coming.........

Beruthiel · 28-05-2003 5:19pm

bloody hell
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

I didn't know I was so bad

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 28-05-2003 5:28pm

6th level..

d4r3n · 28-05-2003 5:30pm

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

its lies...

tman · 28-05-2003 5:46pm

level 8???
that sucks:(

ferdi · 28-05-2003 6:07pm

what the hell was that(pun intended)?

i got level 2

Moriarty · 28-05-2003 6:10pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Low
Level 2 - Lustful - High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - High
Level 7 - Violent - High
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - High

num

DapperGent · 28-05-2003 6:14pm

http://www.theonion.com/onion3408/tenthcircle.html

azezil · 28-05-2003 6:34pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

oh my

Ronan|Raven · 28-05-2003 6:42pm

Fifth Level im happy!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 28-05-2003 6:43pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

embraer170 · 28-05-2003 7:59pm

Level 7 " Violent Extreme "? What did I do wrong? I never thought I was that bad, come on.

lordsippa · 28-05-2003 8:05pm

I am going to the seventh level. ... Sounds better than a corpo flat.

Acidflash · 28-05-2003 8:13pm

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

FoXXy · 28-05-2003 8:13pm

level 6........ hehe and i thought i was gonna be in trubble if i got level 2?!

i'd love to see if anyone gets level 9... anyone wanna take the challenge?

the fnj · 28-05-2003 8:15pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

not good

Manach · 28-05-2003 8:24pm

Oh well fellow boards.ie members, I'll spare an occasional thought for ye, but try and keep the screams down.

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Hells_Fury · 28-05-2003 8:25pm

How Delightfully Sinful - LOL !!!!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 Lustful - Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous - High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Moderate
Level 7 Violent - Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Moderate

Amz · 28-05-2003 8:44pm

Hehe!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Stark · 28-05-2003 9:19pm

Level 8. Hey I said I repented!!

Does God let anyone into heaven by the way? I see Jesus is down under the list of people suffering in one of those levels

byte · 28-05-2003 10:36pm

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

GuanYin · 28-05-2003 10:45pm

Level 6 ..... Heretic.... Burn at the Stake!!!!!!!

Dont be at yourself · 28-05-2003 10:51pm

Level Who are sent there? Score 
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low 
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low 
Level 2  Lustful  Very High 
Level 3  Gluttonous  High 
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Extreme 
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Very High 
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Extreme 
Level 7  Violent  Very High 
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Very High 
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very High

I'm a bad man.

TacT · 28-05-2003 10:55pm

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

awww now ain't that nice :ninja:

dahamsta · 29-05-2003 12:16am

Gods, you're all a bunch of wussies.

<dahamsta drags level nine down to his level>

adam

Wolf · 29-05-2003 12:36am

Ohherrr....... I was pretty dam certain I was a good person as well

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

irishguy · 29-05-2003 12:49am

Makaveli · 29-05-2003 1:40am

Monty - the one and only · 29-05-2003 2:59am

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Level Who are sent there? Score 
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low 
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low 
Level 2  Lustful  Extreme 
Level 3  Gluttonous  High 
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Extreme 
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Extreme 
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Extreme 
Level 7  Violent  Very High 
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Extreme 
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Extreme

Pretty much what I expected or at least whats expected of me to be honest...

Wolf · 29-05-2003 3:02am

buh? your never that bad are you Monty?

oeNeo · 29-05-2003 3:36am

Sixth Level here, damn.

Mossy Monk · 29-05-2003 3:39am

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

can't wait. hope they have nice pizza down there

Mercury_Tilt · 29-05-2003 6:30am

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rymus · 29-05-2003 10:08am

phew... only level 8. *puts on a hat to hide his horns*

Big Chief · 29-05-2003 10:32am

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

BigEejit · 29-05-2003 10:47am

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Does this mean I can start to Dis everyone?

Trebor · 29-05-2003 11:06am

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

oh well, anyone got a portable airconditioner?

29-05-2003 11:37am

2nd level for me...

Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Nevyn · 29-05-2003 11:50am

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

elexes · 29-05-2003 12:17pm

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

woho

johnnynolegs · 29-05-2003 12:36pm

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

sweet.................

So you're going to hell...

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