New start

Sir Random

Ok,

Hi, my name is Daniel.
I have not (as yet/as far as I know) been assimilated.
Theses are the cats that I love & care for...


I started a new topic because of the obscure/ambiguous replies to my initial introductory post.
If It offended certain people, then I apologise...

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hehehe...

TwoShedsJackson

Never apologise, and never explain. Cute cats.

ThunderingMike

My cat jumped of the roof last night. When I went to scrape his body off the ground , there was nothing there. Now I hear a strange voice all the time whispering : 'meeeeoooowww....meeeeeoooowwww you let me fall , now you will never sleep aaaagggggggaaaiiiinnnn. BUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH'.I think it is just the pipes but I am going to check them out tomorrow after I finish following this trail of destruction which has appeared since the cat fell. Poor little fella

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So the pope puts down the Badger and leans over to me and says , 'At TFC my son , I 0wnz j00'. Before I could speak in walks Dustin Hoffman in a giant Silk Worm costume and just then...it started to get weird...

Sir Random

Thanx Castor,

I love my cats...

Lump

WTF are ya on abut child

Sir Random

Lump,

Are you talking to me?

Pretence

What are the cats called??

BossArky

I'd say that the one on the table is called Ralf.

PhilipMarlowe

Originally posted by BossArky:
I'd say that the one on the table is called Ralf.

.....table?

You ain't never been in a bathroom, have you son...

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Pretence

heh heh

Sir Random

hehehe,

The one on the floor is called "thatsit" (female)
& the one on the "table"? is "oimouttahere" (male)

Anyone got any pets? (non-virtual)

GreenHell

Cats mmmmm. You there was a chipper in Bandon
busted for using cats in there burgers.

Pretence

How did they find out, was the meat content too high?

GreenHell

I think they were napped when people started reporting missing cats.

bubbles

Cute toilet

Dave

as a matter of fact i have 2 cats aswell

Hobbes

My cats breath smells like cat food.

spod

woof

Manach

I like cats too, lets swap recipes. Seriously, I have one cat, who is twisted, mercyless and utterly psycotic, the feline equivalent of a TFC player.

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"Lord, let me be pure and chaste, just not yet."
St Augustine of Hippo

Monty - the one and only

Your usually assimilated by the second or third post. Post 31 times to become a lieutenant.

Post here regulary and keep away spam and youll always be welcome here

[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 28-06-2000).]

Illkillya

Greenhell - the green chipper uses cats still.

Lump

/me 's cat smeels fullstop.


John

Sir Random

Monty,

these people are discussing the eating of cats (albeit dead & processed)

*jeez* what the phuck do they put in spam?

Wyverne

*well seeing as no one else has taken this view yis can leave it up to me, to take it*

i ownz! many pussies, all of varying colours, shapes and sizes. BUT!!!! i like every1 of them in there own nice and special way........

mind u their all dogs?????????????


Wyv

GreenHell

/me keeps away the temptation to take the ****.

WhiteWashMan

my cat has liver cancer and will soon be dead
mind you, ive had her for 17 years, so i suppose it had to happen eventually.
doesnt make me feel better though....

BossArky

Least you'll get a free dinner out of it WWW.