simpsons fave episode

Bubba

I think the best Simpson episodes are the ones with Duff man in them!!:D

'Duff man can't breath. O NO!!

Or the one with wiggem

'hey, my athsma is dissapearing, listen to me breath' then he makes pig sounds.

It's just pure brialliance!!!!

galactus

Marge & the Monorail.

It's the one with Spock in. "My work here is done"


I said monorail!

Makaveli

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97439

woosaysdan

while the show is great is it just me or are more and more simpsons threads popping oh yeah for my fav quote check the sig

Squall

Im a sucker for the swear jar episode

"Fideldy dee thatl need a tetnis shot"

"Ouch thats broken"

Classic stuff

Mac daddy

the one were bart builds his own soapbox racer, and meets his hereo:ninja:

Kali

one episode? too hard to choose.

I love the Lil' Lisa Recycling episode.. or the Troy McClure comeback show (where he marrys selma)

Kali

Originally posted by galactus

I said monorail!

I hear those things are awfully loud!

Big Chief

just to many classic episodes to point out one in particular...

the homer at clown college one springs to mind though, but i wouldnt and couldnt name my "#1 episode"

the garbage man one was good to

"the garbage man can, because hes homer simpson man"

as i say though, just to many classics

Kali

bah i try to start a singalong and get nowhere.. booo i say.. so I'll followup to myself

Originally posted by Kali
I hear those things are awfully loud!

They glide as softly as a cloud!

Big Chief

if your gonna start a song atleast start from the beginning kali

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?

Monorail!

What's it called?

Monorail!

That's right! Monorail!


I hear those things are awfully loud...

It glides as softly as a cloud.


Is there a chance the track could bend?





(there we go, upto where you were, take it away)

da_deadman

Not on your life, my Hindu friend

Kali

what about us brain dead slobs?

Big Chief

You'll be given cushy jobs

galactus

My work here is done!

Smiler

Nah the best ever was the one where Hpmer gets a computer.
Which is also the island/prisoner episode
Deadly stuff.

Second to that would be the movmentarian episode

We love the leader...........

But that's the great thing about the Simpsons. They start on one story and then go off on a tangent.

Kali

na nah na na nah na na batman! i mean leader!

Big Chief

one of the best simpsons songs was probably see my vest, which was pretty damn good.


Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Kill two for matching clogs,

See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.



the maison derriere one was also class

(yes i was addicted to the simpsons for years, sue me.. )

Bubba

why did u even bother writing all that??

Big Chief

cause i burst into song, so i put it in writing *




























*plus i felt the need to spam......

bringitdown

$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
510 1F08

Some classics in this

Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up?
Lisa: I just had a bad dream!
Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it.
Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding under --
Homer: Aah! Bogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun! [Homer runs into Bart's room]
Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house!
Bart: Ahhhhhhh!


Burns: Now, to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!
Smithers: But sir…
Burns: (Pulls a gun on him) I said Get In!

p.pete

Either the Australian or the Dr Scorpio episodes

galactus

Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true.

And by true, I mean false.

It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth?

The answer is: No.

Space Coyote

Easy choice. The Hank Scorpio or Frank Grimes episodes. Classics.

Hank Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like those Rockersons? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like em? Then neither do I! Get the hell outta here! Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Homer: Ye-hes.. once

Smiler

Anyone see the one where Frank Grimes's son returns & tries to kill Homer

Deadly

TUTS

Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me,
Superman!


Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.


Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates
us from the animals...except the weasel.


Homer Jay Simpson: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED
around a city,
keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode.
I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."


Homer: Here are your messages: You have 30 minutes to move your car.
You have 10 minutes.
Your car has been impounded.
Your car has been crushed into a cube.
You have 30 minutes to move your cube


Marge: I think we're going to need a bigger place.
Homer: No, we don't. I've got it all figured out.The baby can have Bart's
room and
Bart can sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his
name is Mother Shabubu now


Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're
making a scene."


Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening


Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day


Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I
thought it would be fun and zany,
like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like
that movie-Police Academy.


Bart: I think sharing is overrated too. And helping others. And what's all
this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your
newsletter.


Newspaper editor: We're looking for a new food critic,someone
who doesn't
immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats.
Homer: Nah, it usually takes a few hours.


Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings]
Ned Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two
tickets
Homer: [slams the door, looks heavenward] Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up
there.
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but --[bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.


[Homer can't stop the monorail]
Marge: I've brought somebody to help you.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: It's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?
Marge: It's NOT Batman.


Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get
into heaven.
Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the
house...
Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running
for Jesus


[Ned and Homer are driving in a snowstorm.]
Ned Flanders: Homer, we just hit something!
Homer: Ooooooh, I hope it was Flanders

Big Chief

some classic quotes there tuta

Sauron

Me so angry this is such a copy of my thread as makaveli so nicely pointed out

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

bug

Guatamalen Insanity Peppers???

TUTS

Cant put my finger which one it was....... Homer tapes off Flanders house with policetape.... Crime scene do not enter, Flanders comes home ...."oh my god my family is dead" he ehe eh ehee he

Big Chief

Originally posted by TUTS
Cant put my finger which one it was....... Homer tapes off Flanders house with policetape.... Crime scene do not enter, Flanders comes home ...."oh my god my family is dead" he ehe eh ehee he

think thats the one where marge becomes a police officer..

and after bringing up some of the other ones, thats what i ment about it being so hard to pick a #1 episode..

the hank scorpio episode, i can remember watching the bit where homer catches james bond for the first time, it actually had me in tears of laughter..

the insanity peppers, jesus another classic of all time..

not to mention the quotes from above

i dont htink there can possibly be a #1 episode :ninja:

Sauron

i dont htink there can possibly be a #1 episode

true true...ahh memories of the good old days..a great show:rolleyes: ww)

Bubba

some top quotes here:

Homer: so what do you like, Lisa?? vio-ma-lin? Tuba-ma-ba? Oba-mo-boe?

Lenny: assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern superanimals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.

Homer: i'm feelin kinda low Apu, got any of that beer that has candy floatin in it? you know, skittlebrau?
Apu: such a product does not exist sir. i think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: oh. well then just give me a six pack and a couple of bags of skittles.

Homer: i don't know marge. trying is the first step towards failure.

Gradpa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. he may be a pig, an idiot, a communist. But he is not, a pornstar.

Homer: Quiet honey. you don't know how big this government is! it goes all the way to the president.

Homer: i'll never apologise lisa. Im sorry but that's just the way i am.

Chief Wiggem: You know your not supposed to go in there. what is your fascination with my ' forbidden closet of mystery'??

:cool:

Big Ears

my favourite episode is either lemon of troy or the 1 with Mr SCORPIO. I just love it when homer stops james bond from escaping and the guards kill him

BLITZ_Molloy

My favourite one is the one where Homer uses Demoxinil(sp?) to cure his baldness.

segadreamcast

Originally posted by Big Chief
You'll be given cushy jobs

Were you sent here by the devil?

(Or am I way off with this song?)

My fave one is either clown college or soapbox racer - but that hasn't been on in an age! I notice they aren't showing certain ones very often anymore - i.e. that, what was it, water balloon war/bart getting bullied?

bugler

"Las Vegas doesn't care for out-of-towners..."

One of the best, and least shown, episodes

ella minnow pea

has to be the x files one!!

where homer's screaming "yaaahhh!" n he runs into a cornfield n spells out "yaaah!"

priceless

OLDYELLAR

oh the one where pierce brosnan is the voice of there new house and he trys to kill homer so he can be with marge , i love that one .

Mossy Monk

i don't have a favourite episode. too hard to choose by my favourite scene ever is when Homer is in Moes and flicks his scarf getting it caught in the ceiling fan. i think it was in the Max Power episode. it is priceless and i almost split my sides every time i see it

weemcd

max power is a brilliant one, i like the one were mark hamal is in it- crazy ex-army guy "your checks have all passed you are now all bodyguards, and now you will be treated to the theme song form the film the body guard (the man turns round grabs a microphone and starts singing), i also love the one "ever wondered why fat people have fat children or why chinease people have chinease children?". i also love the one were bart and lisa voulenteer at the home, thers one guy who crakcs me up every time, he is in the one were apu does gestures for his wife. the old guys are driving little karts and the one at the end shouts hey watch it your all over the road! comic store guy is class "can you sign one for me and 3 for my friend of the same name".


I HATE THE SONGS HOW CAN ANYONE FIND THEM ENTERTAINING?

artvandelay

Lemon of troy or the scropio one. Just brillance.

herbie747

I love the Stonecutters episode, and the one where Homer becomes a teacher.