Whats that long thing Mom ?

Rabies · 27-05-2003 12:10pm #1

A couple take their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy
popcorn, the boy asks, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant"?
"That's the elephant's trunk,dear," she replies. "No, Mom. Down
underneath".
The mother blushes and says, "Oh, that. That's nothing".
The boy's father returns, and his mother goes off to get a soda. As soon
as
she leaves, the boy repeats his question. "That's the elephant's trunk,
son", his father answers. "Dad,I know what a trunk is. What's the thing
down
there"? His father looks and says, "Oh, that's the elephant's penis".
"Dad,"
the boy says, "how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing"? His
father sighs and cracks a little smile, "Son,I've spoiled that woman."

Pugsley · 27-05-2003 12:36pm

hehehe, nice one

Dont Ban Me · 27-05-2003 5:51pm

That looks strangely like another email I sent you!! :eek:

Acidflash · 27-05-2003 6:17pm

Rabies · 27-05-2003 6:20pm

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
That looks strangely like another email I sent you!! :eek:

No its not, you never sent it do me. I got it from Broc. You sent it to him ages ago. I found it in my college email today.

For the first time in ages I am not guilty of posting up *your* jokes