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What's the difference between a duck ?

  • 25-05-2003 12:12am
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    One of it's legs are both the same.

    BTW: How many legs has a Bombay duck ?

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    There was this Scottish window cleaner who realised he'd dropped 10p out of his back pocket, so he goes down the ladder to pick it up - half way down it hit on the head...

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    What is the difference between a Cavan man and a cactus ?

    You can get a drink out of a cactus

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    What is the only way to get a drink out of a Monoghan man ?

    Stick your finger down his throat..

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    None - it's a fish..


Comments

  • #2
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Noooooooo.
    Bad jokes kill little kittens


  • #3
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    the elephant joke man strikes again:mad:


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