prison vs. work

Tripkipke

In prison: you spend your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work: you spend your time in an even smaller cubicle.

In prison: you get 3 meals a day.
At work: you get a break for 1 meal and have to pay for it.

In prison: you get time off for good behavior.
At work: you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison: there are wardens who are often sadistic and psycotic.
At work: we call them owners, bosses, managers, etc.

In prison: you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work: there are many programs you can never get out of.

In prison: all costs are paid by taxpayers, with no effort on your part required.
At work: you get to pay all expenses to get to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners..

In prison: you spend most of your time looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

hells angels

Lol im off to kill someone...see you in bout ten yaers peeps!!!;)

Pugsley

Im off to kill Capt'n'midnight now aswell, cya in there

de5p0i1er

How well you know my job.

Lol im off to kill someone...see you in bout ten yaers peeps!!!

You'd be out in 3 months in this country.

Mac daddy

And in prison, you get barreld out of it up da poo shoot, not speaking from exprience, but from knowledge,
In work you get backstabbed, by poo pushers in suites :ninja: