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Sex Math!!

cournioni · 2003-05-21 15:19:08

Alright I'm bored, and I don't know if you've done this already but try it out anyway. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING to the bottom! Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (try for more than once but…

21-05-2003 3:19pm

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cournioni

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Alright I'm bored, and I don't know if you've done this already but try it out anyway.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING to the bottom!

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753... If you haven't, add 1752.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number .....

The first digit of this was your original times you want to have sex each week.

The next two numbers are your age.

Good for passing a few seconds eh?

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#2 21-05-2003 3:25pm

daveg

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Bloody Hell

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#3 21-05-2003 3:25pm

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Quiet astounding really. :rolleyes:

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#4 21-05-2003 3:30pm

Big Chief

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*cough*

:ninja: :ninja:

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#5 21-05-2003 3:31pm

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It must be magic ww)

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#6 21-05-2003 3:32pm

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ah well, I missed that thread big chief, was amusing for a few seconds

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#7 21-05-2003 3:33pm

cournioni

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Originally posted by Big Chief
*cough*

:ninja: :ninja:

Like I said...

Alright I'm bored, and I don't know if you've done this already but try it out anyway.

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#8 21-05-2003 3:38pm

Big Chief

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heh im not fussed, and i still done the test anyway to waste a minute or so

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#9 21-05-2003 4:18pm

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worst thread ever.

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#10 21-05-2003 6:01pm

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hah, not bad;)

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#11 22-05-2003 2:59pm

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take your age
add 1
add 1
add 1
add 1
add another 1
now takeaway 5

thats your age!

fooking amazing eh?

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#12 22-05-2003 9:09pm

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very good
:ninja:

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#13 23-05-2003 8:17am

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Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
worst thread ever.

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