If you could make any movie

Nemici

If I was a director I would love to make a hardcore crime movie with the following stars in it.

Ving Rhames
Don Cheadle
Delroy Lindo
and Charles S Dutton

as I think the on screen vibes between them would be amazing,

If you could make a movie with choice of stars and genre,
who and what would you choose ??

mooman_00

b horror film with me mates-something along the bad taste line

tman

hardcore pr0n of course!
me, tania russof & sylvia saint (she'll have to do, i can't think of the name of the other chick i'd want to use)

after that won me widespread crittical acclaim, i'd move on to a proper star wars prequel. (lucas is a tw@)

Spock

I'd love to remake the Matrix films but with Bruce Lee as Neo,It would be so much more cool as bruce's abilities would have made the fight scenes even better.

Karl Hungus

I like your thinking, Spock.


Me?

Either some Lucio Fulci style horror with some Lovecraftian flourishes and a Film Noir vibe.
And maybe some unknown actors.

Or a werewolf movie with Ron Pearlman.
He'd make the best werewolf ever, I'd think.

daveg

Evil dead 2. Definatley

jonno

A film noir with Ed Norton, Humphrey Bogart and a gorgeous unknown as the femme fatale.

GreenHell

I'd call up Al Pacino, Robert Di Niro, Gene Hackmen and Danny Devito. I'd bring in Natalie Portman and Denis Richards and end up making a Heat spin off.

ciano

I'd make another two Alien films (as you can guess, Im a big fan)! The first one would be a sequel to the last film, where the Aliens will finally battle with man on earth. And the second one I'd make would obviously be a prequel to the first Alien movie, telling the story about where they came from, battles with other worlds etc!

Hobbes

I would make the movie 'V for Vendetta'.

Robbie Coltraine as the leader,
Michael Caine as the detective,

Not sure who would play the girl or the others, or V for that matter?

Pugsley

Originally posted by ciano
I'd make another two Alien films (as you can guess, Im a big fan)! The first one would be a sequel to the last film, where the Aliens will finally battle with man on earth. And the second one I'd make would obviously be a prequel to the first Alien movie, telling the story about where they came from, battles with other worlds etc!

Id actually almost definately watch that if it ever came out :eek: (Im a bit of an aliens nut aswell, know the 2nd film word for word from memory, curse my lack of a life)


Id have to do a film of the book 'Faith of the Fallen' by Terry Goodkind, however it would probably take 3 films to do this one book properly (its a big book...).

pauldeehan

Evil Dead 4. Of course I'd let Sam Raimi direct and OF COURSE I'd have Bruce Campbell returning as Ash.

Maybe I'd have a cameo as Deadite#5ww)

Vokes

A James Bond film, done in black and white, no CGI,

Set around 1937, 1938 in the run up to World War II (ala Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade), therefore bad guys are Nazi Germany

Directed by Luc Besson

Pigman II

I'd make a sci-fi/comedy movie about a giant radioactive dildo that attacks a nunnary somewhere in Tokyo. Ben Affleck to play the dildo. Working title 'Bonersaurus!'

Failing that I'd make movie of Brian Michael Bendis's 'Fortune and Glory' comicbook - with John Cusack as Bendis.

ykt0di9url7bc3

The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

or

Eurotrash: Le Movie

stevoslice

Ice Station by Matt Reilly

Big Budget Action Flick

With Hugh Jackman as Schofield
and Elisha Cuthbert as the Love Interest

yossarin

I'd make a remake of that 80's classic "space camp", with myself cast as the of age teen who gets the chick and flys the space shuttle

/i really have to stop living in my childhood

CutterIE

Title = "Why does my link light flash"

An Irish movie about one mans struggle to get a broadband internet connection.

I'd have Gabriel Byrne playing a highly strung computer nerd and Albert Finney as the eircom boss, maybe have Steve Buscemi as an eircom phone monkey and sylvia saint (if she can get time off from tman's movie) to play the installation engineer.

It would be directed by Joel Schumacher and filmed using DVcam's and converted to 24fps.

Cheers
Will

P.S. I have a DVcam does anyone know sylvia saint's phone number?

Thorbar

I'd make a movie of Steven King's The Gunslinger.

Catsmokinpot

id make mork and mindy's erotic adventures co-starring orson a.k.a Big Willy

Makaveli

Originally posted by CutterIE

P.S. I have a DVcam does anyone know sylvia saint's phone number?

PM sent.

havok*

I'd like to bring one of Ian M. Banks Sci-fi books to the screen.

I think "The Player of Games" lends it's self to the screen or possibly his last one "Look to Windward"

mike65

I'd make Blade Runner 2. I've already done the music...

Mike.

nesthead

I'd love to a film about about a group of four thrashers from Dublin in the late 80's who go up to Belfast to try to get to a Slayer gig but dont have any tickets. Basically an Irish version of Detriot rock city. the guys can get into tricky situations with football fans, and get beaten up, crazy sectarian nordies, and get beaten up, and start a fight with some punks, beat them up, then get beaten up by all thier mates. it could also show how ****ty a place Ireland is at the same time.


that or a zombie/gore/pron film, cause, ya know, everyone likes them :P

Darth Waylander

Lets face it,we all want the on and only:
A sequel to Labyrinth!(naturally with Bowie)

ciano

Originally posted by Darth Waylander
Lets face it,we all want the on and only:
A sequel to Labyrinth!(naturally with Bowie)

They'd just ruin a classic, by making a sequel imo.

Caesar_Bojangle

Originally posted by mike65
I'd make Blade Runner 2. I've already done the music...

Mike.

the first one never clicked with me.

An erotic love story centralising on a welsh transvestite called Franscine involved in the the irish necrophilia scene on the Aran Islands.

mike65

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle


An erotic love story centralising on a welsh transvestite called Franscine involved in the the irish necrophilia scene on the Aran Islands.

Hmmmm, that was the Father Ted special they banned was'nt it?

Mike.

plastic membrane

Originally posted by Hobbes
I would make the movie 'V for Vendetta'.

Not sure who would play the girl or the others, or V for that matter?

You could pull a Darth Vader on V, have some big burly guy be the body, and get someone else to do the voice. I always thought his voice would like Anthony Hopkins or Christopher Lee.

Id love to make a film of The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy.

Caesar_Bojangle

tbh i reckon if i was given the financial backing to make my own movie, i'd probably turn it into another Ron Jeremy-esque movie

Catsmokinpot

id probably make a movie about a race of aliens who roam around the galaxy taking over planets now i know your thinking independance day but heres the twist they turn out to be humans

and ofcourse we'd through in rob schnider because they put him in everything now:D