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Magic Toilet Paper

  • 15-05-2003 10:40am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭


    Magical Toilet Paper

    Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the
    mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

    Instead of his standard response of reassuring her that
    wasn't the case, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a
    suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
    paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper,
    and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

    "How long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of
    years," he replies.

    The wife stops.

    "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
    every day will make my breasts grow over
    the years?"

    He shrugged and said, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    good GOD thats an old one! An oldie but still a goodie though :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lol :D
    bet he got a slap for that one :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Originally posted by JohnK
    lol :D
    bet he got a slap for that one :D

    More like a divorce i'd say!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 AHAB


    ehehehe. always good to hear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    yes i quite like that one:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭Kwizatz Anorak


    CLASS!!! :) Keep 'em coming


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Originally posted by hells angels
    More like a divorce i'd say!!!
    I dont think he'll live long enough to bother with divorce :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    a big LOL to that one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    /me adds it to my email forwarding :D


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