some of lifes unanswered questions

woosaysdan

How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Do the air bubble s that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too?
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
Can a blind man see his future?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Is bad a bad word?

hells angels

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too?
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?

i've always wondered about them...:D Very good!!

cournioni

Interesting...

Bard

Originally posted by woosaysdan
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Useless info, I know, but in Denmark it's "NR."



(My suppliers in work are based in Denmark)

woosaysdan

for all these wacky questions and more look
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Samara

Does a short sighted person get a far away look in his/her eyes??

D-Generate

During one of the classes today I pondered something, "How come school books never make the best sellers list". I am convinced that come late august more people buy "X" Schoolbook than number 5 book in the top ten best sellers.

ferdi

very good point D-G

Victor

Originally posted by woosaysdan
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?

No it would weight more, as it would have the mass of the helium to deal with (it it was really empty there would be no air in it.)

Originally posted by woosaysdan
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

To hide the stains.

Originally posted by woosaysdan
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

It's not a matter of can't, it's that the hands are the more shield from the sun.

Originally posted by woosaysdan
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

From the Latin / Italian / French "numero".

Originally posted by woosaysdan
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?

They pay you for the damage.

Stark

>> How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?
They're both yours (the self-centred view of the universe)

>> If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?
Yes, but all the immigrants would have high-pitched voices

>> Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
That's just the kinid of cruel bastard that he is

>> Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
The workers at the mattress factory actually had hopes of becoming artists

>> Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
They're for parties so you don't have the expense of buying your friends real ones

>> Do the air bubble s that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
Hold on there.... yes. woops nearly dropped my laptop in the tub

Jim

jaffa cakes.....

cakes or biscuits ??

Rabies

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

ha ha..... evil mental image

DeadBankClerk

Do blind people turn on the lights when it gets dark?

Irish_Ranger_IR

why does cig smoke follow you around the table?
why do i bother posing on these boards?
why do bin men collect rubbish on momday mornings at 8.30am

Victor

Originally posted by Irish_Ranger_IR
why do i bother posing on these boards?

Posing or posting :eek:

Sposs

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

LOL Can imagine the news headline "Old Lady was assassinated by bus as she crosses the road"

commuterised

Originally posted by woosaysdan

Do the air bubble s that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?

stinky *******.... i think they do

commuterised

why is bubble s a bad word?
am I missing something vital here....?

Borzoi

Originally posted by commuterised
why is bubble s a bad word?
am I missing something vital here....?

Yes, yes you are.

but I'll leave it to others to enlighten you

Victor

Originally posted by commuterised
why is bubble s a bad word?

The person Bubbles asked for it to be banned.

hells angels

Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
Do blind people turn on the lights when it gets dark?

Ya i wonder do they???