Do you talk to your pet?

oneweb

We've got a dog, and I have to admit he's the one thing that never fails to make me laugh. Even when he's done something bad (and he knows he was bad!), he looks at us with the funniest 'I didn't do it' face so I give out to him but I laugh when I turn my back. Anyway, I always talk to him when I'm out in the back garden. He's such an attention whore, and he knows damn well

Anyway, what pet(s) have you got, and do you talk to it/them?

Mac daddy

i have piranha fish, the only time i talk to then is when i pushing them on to eat the goldfish wich i feed them everyday for diner.hahahahahahaha:ninja:

Tusky

hehe nice topic but its probly best suited to the "pets forum" Ive a a cat, only time i talk to him is to shout at him for ****ing in the house or whatever

Woden

yeah we've got a dog and i talk to it all the time, no joking.

Samson

I have two dogs, and they are both great conversationalists!

Drunk pirate

I've a cat. A rarely talk to it but it makes the most cutest faces.

Petal

I know its weird but sometimes if Im talking to my dog.. He kind of winks back?! Do any of your dogs do that?! Or have I gone insane.. ;op

Samson

Originally posted by Petal
He kind of winks back?! Do any of your dogs do that?! Or have I gone insane.. ;op

Yeah, one of mine does that too. It's not actually uncommon.

Sev

Damn right, I have a Jack Russell, and I figure she could talk back if she could only speak. If you even just spell out W-A-L-K or mention the lead or the car, she knows damn right what youre talking about (although these days shes doesnt get too excited). Most of the time she picks up on the non-verbal communication, senses that its dinner time, senses that youre about to go out the door, senses that its bed time and dogs pick up especially on the tone of voice.

oeNeo

I don't really talk to my dog, annoy her yes. Just general teasing and making her bark. *shrug* It's fun.

DEmeant0r

Originally posted by Neo-
I don't really talk to my dog, annoy her yes. Just general teasing and making her bark. *shrug* It's fun.

god that's mean, wish I had a dog...

lordsippa

I have a dog. He rocks. I talk to him.

Bard

Of course I talk to the dog...

you know...

sit...

give me the paw...

lie down...

go to bed...

here's your food...

STOP F**KING ANNOYING ME...

etc.

Lex_Diamonds

Aye, id talk to the cat it has to be said. "snoogle wookums wants his dinny winny does he?" etc.

Mossy Monk

i talk to my cat a lot. normally it's things like get off the chair, do you want your dinner, get out of the kitchen, outside for a few hours and she answers back too which is kind of cool

hells angels

ya i hav a dog..and i talk to him
"Who's a good boy then" he bite's
"Quit Fúckin bitin me" he bite's
"Stop woolin out of the cat" guess what he also bite's!!

I think he's like a bit Simple or something!! but i love him to bits..

I hate my cat's anyone want them???

GoneShootin

Dog : Dusty

talk this this bitch all the time. either its buy routing and just reading my body language but she knows exactly when and where to give me "the greetings". which for the Jack Russel is made up of her entire body wiggling like a lazy snake. not just the tail, but all of her. and of course the standard COVER YOU IN DROOL. Baby and 3rd person Talk apply.

Cat : Tom Curtin

this animal is far more reserved and "cool", so i have more mature conversations with it. but when it was young used to greet me by hitting my nose with his one. kind of an eskimo kiss but more of a *bonk*. propably was blind or something

Sposs

Originally posted by Sev
Damn right, I have a Jack Russell, and I figure she could talk back if she could only speak.

Do you think so,your dog would talk if she could speak,thats profound :rolleyes:

Kell

Oh, yes I talk to my dog. If only he could talk back if he had the vocal chords. He has this weird way of knowing when I am down and does his best to make me laugh at him. I've laughed my ass off at him constantly for the last month more so than I have done in the 9 years that we have had him.

Thought: Do dogs dream in technicolour?

K-

BuffyBot

Originally posted by Samson
I have two dogs, and they are both great conversationalists!

My old cat, Sprocket, seemed quite capable of understanding certain phrases...mostly the word dinner. But yes, I did talk to her from time to time