Irish Pubs are great!

John2002

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was
fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'know" said the
Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a
little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way
for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink
for you."

"Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin
there'sRyan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you
a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had
enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on
the house."

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's
claims. He swears every word is true."Well" said the Englishman, "Did this
actually happen to you?" "Not me myself, personally, no," said the
Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."

Pugsley

hehehe, how true

hells angels

Lol very good...didn't see that endin coming!!!

JohnK

lol
sounds like an Irish pub to me