guess what this is about yeah thats right the matrix

bail

yes yes i know the matrix is coming run for the hills no wait run to the cinema for fans of the first and the one before this (the first one again i just like it so much it should be mentioned again)
i bet ever person on boards.ie that they will go for these reasons
1. the matrix is the best movie ever
2. it's a film base on computers and kung fu cos kung fu is way better than action films with arnold swagskgd+*£$!??? does any one know how to spell his name cos even he gets lost in it "eh what goes after the S?" back to the reasons base on computers and i know all you guys love em to.
3. shows not all super heros are whatever are not just millionares are science whizz but that are good at computers.
4. well have you seen the trailer i bet even the moronice jocks will see it.
5. it is just something original no not a sequel but the matrix it is something in the back of your mind while playing a computer game of how you wish you could be one and that a computer geek could become one.
6. it is just good
so these are my reasons and also i am not a gambelerholic but i am a bad speller
so instead of x-men 2 see the matrix.
also go see dreamcatcher just for the animatrix the grapic are the best i have ever seen far better than the spidey one.
so c ya l8r

Tusky

em ok thanks for convnicen me to go see it, b4 i read this i wasnt gonna go but you make it sound like sooo good i might even buy a tiket ( i usually sneak in ) ok thanks bro byebye :rolleyes: hehehe

[edit] your really cool bail !

Caesar_Bojangle

what the f#ck is the matrix?

sixpack's little hat

noone can be told what the matrix is...

Makaveli

There is no spoon.

Mercury_Tilt

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bail

if you have ever seen the matrix the matrix is the fake world which is this world i know it doesn't make much sense but it is true.
also is everyone being sarcastic or something cos i don't know

if a cow sleeps standing up and sits down when raining what does it do if it is sleeping and begining to rain?

the babysitter has the phone the killer is also on the phone they are both is a corridor both exit ways are locked and there are four open rooms the baby sitter is in the first room and exits and enters the second no one is in there she goes to the third no one is there but the door slam closed behind here she finds the baby at the end of the corridor dead with a bloody knife beside the first door and goes to the fourth with the knife no one is there but along the corridor there is a trail of blood all over see once again goes to the first door. but where is the killer?

Jim

Originally posted by Makaveli
There is no spoon.

i think bail is the spoon

[sorry, but i got abuse as a newb ]

mooman_00

one of my mates watched the ripped version early this mornin on the college network.........why bother surely it would be better to see it on the big screen, i mean ffs for the sake of a week.....anyway hes chuffed with himself, i gave out to him and the **** sent me on spoilers without warning !!! I deleted them but not without catching one bit of info.........anyway it was a dirty trick and this is the end of my rant....

Rew

Yeah i got it yesterday, been sittin lookin at the CD's dieing to watch em!!!!

But so far iv only watched the opening scean and a couple of mins in the midlle

Opening scean rocks!!!!!!

fisty

bail are you drunk?

Caesar_Bojangle

leave bail alone, he's my son.

stevoslice

Bail Is the Killer!!! or hes the baby...

Jim

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
leave bail alone, he's my son.

but i thought i...........

GUI

its been online since the 14th,date before its release

weemcd

realy enjoyed bail- i know him in real life and he's definatly funnier when hes drunk and on boards- he really changed my mind i havn't seen a film since bambi and it's about time i got over my fear of scary films like that. But come on id say about 85% of people registered on boards will see this film its part of online culture and everyone takes their own view from it.

bail

discraseful you people in copy land who have a copy or copy a cpopy of the matrix for you are taking money from the all mighty Neo also has anyone notice Tank of the first one is not in this sequel. and i am not drunk i'm just misunderstood arggghh bats no wait rats with wings phew i cannot stand things with sonar aragggh radar bugger of nazis

the celtic tiger

suck my balls mr. garrison

Caesar_Bojangle

I thought Tank was fired for breaking into an office in warner bros? Someone mentioned that in another thread which i really cant be arsed to locate, i'm positive somebody else will as thats how boards works son

GUI

script has it that
Tank and his brother were killed in the first movie..

Tank died few weeks after his injuries from Cypher
Tanks brother was killed immediately by Cyphers cool laser gun

TacT

damn, it's cold in here

Makaveli

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
I thought Tank was fired for breaking into an office in warner bros? Someone mentioned that in another thread which i really cant be arsed to locate, i'm positive somebody else will as thats how boards works son

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