PearTree House. Private Forum Request

Mercury_Tilt

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Beruthiel

Ruthi: For her loose ways

I resent and deny this scurrilous remark on my good and pure character!
I will join this forum, if only to have you answer for yourself and explain such defamations

bug

ah here, count me out of your bizarre new found passage to enlightenment, merc. Im goin for a pint.

sceptre

Pffft, not invited. I'm having pre-marital sex you know. Not right now obviously, but I'm doing some research into the possibilities (also not right now).

Did you baptise yourself Merc?

(you've earned 10 brownie points by using the word "chastity" rather than "celibacy". I hate it when idiots mix the two up. Especially Sinead O'Connor)

I'll be nice and vote for your board though. Let them have their tartare sauce.

The Corinthian

Not so Mercie... Serial would imply one at a time.

phreak

spiritual enlightenment....pffft.

this is just Mercury Tilt's way of getting his own cult...and i want in!

Doodee

Seraphina: Slapped a Fallen Angel.

u a fallen angel, rofl, and tbh, u deserved it, knocked some sense into u.

wh00t i didnt make the list

/me dances with Azezil

o yes, forgot to ad

Its purpose will be to provide a place were people can express there evil ways and impure thoughts away from the good peoples of boards and thus not tainting any clean souls with their evil ways.

isnt that already what the illuminati was for.

TBH, your making a cult, no passage to enlightenment, for what reason, well mercie u prolly know best yourself

/me holds up cross

God is in teh intorweb, and he's coming to get you.

but yes, lets not deny this man of his chance for redemption, I shall second this vote for the afformentioned board.

o yea, and if u need a replacement for Bugs to serve the bevvies and female advise, I wore a dress, does that mean i am equiped to?

Amz

Originally posted by Doodee
does that mean i am equiped to?

Ah poor Doodee!

Hon we've already been through this!

Leave the poor "man" alone...

/edit/ By the way... what's a chastity? can you put chocolate on it?

Beruthiel

Originally posted by Doodee
I wore a dress

Yes
Yes he did, I was there to see it, so he is in urgent need of help!

Doodee

Ruthi, how could u!

Im in no need of help, i prefectly Normal, NORMAL!

Dustaz

I heartily endorse this product and/or service and confirm that i am in dire need of salvation. Only the Smooth Domed One can help me at this stage

Beruthiel

Originally posted by Doodee
Im in no need of help, i prefectly Normal, NORMAL!

of course you are Doodee - relatively speaking, I suppose you are....

there, there now
*me pats jp in head*

Samson

Even though I will not be invited to join said group, being such a clean and well behaved soul, I would, nevertheless, like to endorse same.

Mercury_Tilt

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Dustaz

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt



Behold…..
Ephesians 2: 17-19
so that through him we both have access in one

Why type of download speeds do you get off god then? Is he capped?

Mercury_Tilt

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Thorbar

If you make a little icon I can put in my sig then I'd like to be redeemed. I tried to join the baha'i faith when I was 16 but my mother hit me and said "stop being foolish".

Hobart

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Dustie I did close my eyes and seek divine providence from The Great And All Knowing and all seeing one him self and he Did ask me to use the good books to answer your question…. for he heard it when you asked……. for he was in your heart.


Behold once again…..

Malachi 3:10
…….Test me in this, says the Lord Almighty, and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it.

I think the Lord is saying that he is uncapped in his love for you Dustie and that the hard drive of your essense does not have enough gig space for all his love..

Repent!

I notice that your devine alter-"EGO "my emphasis is not included. And I quote from M_Tilt the Really new test tee meant ,, chap...2 ver..7 Shame on thee that proclaim to be false gods. For the rath (or rat) of Hey suzz(Spanish for Jaysus) will fall on Deee. so repent or be dammed!!

Mercury_Tilt

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Hobart

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Are you suggesting that I do not talk to God on a Daily basis and that he in return talks back to me via his most wondrous creations? Or .......?

Because I cant understand a thing you wrote hobie

No No No. You misunderstand/stud me. I was merely quoting from a familiar passage of which I am sure you are familiar with. Somewhere around the back!!!. Need I Expand??? Said he knowing already what the obvious answer would be


BTW isn't it great that the wer keys are so close together that when you are spelling ans_wer it just flows off the kebord!!!!

Victor

Originally posted by Hobart
/stud me

:eek: O-er!

Hobart

Originally posted by Victor
:eek: O-er!

Now I know you do misunderstand/stud me Victor!!:cool:

Mercury_Tilt

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amp

I'm scared. Somebody hold me.

Gordon

Hey Merc, why the name Pear Tree house? Is it that you want the posters inside to be names "The Partridge family"?

Awaiting your scripture...

Mercury_Tilt

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Wook

I am just plain offended that this list does not include Me, and euh myself and I !!

Beruthiel

Originally posted by Wook
I am just plain offended that this list does not include Me, and euh myself and I !!

perhaps he deduced that you were in fact quite saintly and did not require saving....

Kell

Originally posted by Beruthiel
perhaps he deduced that you were in fact quite saintly and did not require saving....

As am I. I shall go forth now and join the shaved one in bringing salvation to souls in need of repentence. I shall lead them one by one (the good looking nubile female ones) to my bed chamber and selflessly act as a channel for the great almighty's endless love.

Here endeth the lesson.

K-

Beruthiel

Originally posted by Kell
As am I

ROTFL!!

ya, and I'm the pope!!

Trebor

666

Victor

Originally posted by Trebor
666

Yeah, the Christianity board is forum id 333, how about making Merc's one 666?

bug

Yeah, the Christianity board is forum id 333, how about making Merc's one 666?

Ah please dont! I feel guilty enough for being, (although somewhat coerced into it), involved in this blasphemy already. Im going straight to hell now, and its all Mercury_Tilts fault.

Typedef

Yo bug.

You got girlfriend Vietnam?

bug

What film was that from?


And why are you quoting it at me.
/looks sideways at Typdef

Typedef

Do you really wanna find out?

bug

I'm still looking sideways at you very suspiciously, I feel like I'm being led into a trap....

Full Metal Jacket, so it was

Typedef

touché....


so you married... or willing.... or both?

The Corinthian

Tell him you're younger than him and he'll run away...

...of course, then I'll probably take an intrest... :rolleyes:

bug

Tell him you're younger than him and he'll run away......of course, then I'll probably take an intrest...

Rock an a hard place then really

ecksor

I'm sure they'd both like to think so, but you'll find that they're not in great shape really.

Typedef

hands off northern Ireland.

Mercury_Tilt

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Victor

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
I must go now to find a heathen who has good art PS7 skills. The Lord has requested I rescue the soul of a sinner whom is gifted in art like ways so that he might make us an icon for Pear Tree House.

OK, I got google skilz

The Corinthian

Originally posted by bug
Rock an a hard place then really

Could be worse. Could both be soft.

Typedef

or small

Yeah : stuck between a pebble and something soft

The Corinthian

Of course the worst case scenario for a woman is only one of those cases it true.