The Nastiest thing you've seen

kaimera

so as the subject line suggestes...

what IS the nastiest thing you've seen?

My most recent was last week in work.
*shudders*

I'm the one who has to change toilet roll in the gents n ladies jacks in the pub.
Last week, I was flat out n hadn't gotten round to filling up the toilet roll holders.

The day I went to do it, a couple came into the lounge and yer man went to the bar and she went to the jacks.

So I waited till she came back n then did my rounds.
I get to the door of the toilets and I get this awful whiff that would choke a donkey.

I check the gents first....then the ladies.
first cubicle....strong whiff....then the second.

The toilet was only after being flushed but mg the pong was somethign else!
I looked in the toilet and almost puked!

TWO HUGE turds shaped like pudding rings lay floating in the water.

almost made me sick. I flushed the toilet and only ONE disappeared!

The second one just floated back to the top.

omg it was ignorent!

I just hadda laff becos when I looked...

there was no toilet roll in that cubicle! :eek:!

Gordon

"The regurgitator" did a show when I worked in a student union bar.

One of his acts was to down 3 pints of beer and regurgitate them back up. He then offered the pints to the audience. Lo and behold the student cheapskates took the beer and drunk them!

Another story about that place but it isn't nasty really. A drunken student was still kicking round the bar while we were trying to tidy up. He was holding on to the bar top while it must have been spinning around him and he saw some dark bits on the bar.
"Wow, is that, like, hash man?" He asked me.
"Uh, yeah, yeah sure, its lots of bits of hash.
"Coooool..." The guy put his finger to one of his nostrils and snorted all these bits of 'hash'.

I then said to him...
"Oh, hang on, that was crumbs of chocolate cake, I forgot."

heh the look on his face. He shrugged it off though and said "Good shit man" And left us to tidy up the bars mess (including bright purple sick from 'Diesel' - cider and beer and black). Ah that was class fun in that bar. Anyone in Glasgow looking for bar work - go to the Strathclyde Student Union for a job, great place.

daveg

I remember when I was in collage I used to work in a nightclub to finance my studies. There was one regular who was renowned for going around at the end of the night drinking all the 1/2 empt pints. One of the barmen thought it would be a laugh to piss into a pint and see if he drank it. So he did... and low and behold... your man drank it.... and then puked his ring up all over the floor.

azezil

Fat kid in a belly top... *narrows eyes* a pink belly top.

Tusky

Azezil in a tank top... or that russian execution video...or any of them filthy pics of the lady and the bathtub..ewww

superconor

A picture on either rotten.com or steakandcheese.com that was a man hanging up, wile being fisted, and **** everywhere. nearly threw up

woolymammoth

not a lot of things bother me really, but one thing that still gives
me the ****s to even think about was a video i saw, coincidentally
enough, on ogrish.com.

in the middle east somewhere, a man was being punished for
whatever crime he'd committed. they got a long, pointed poll,
inserted it into his rectum, and stood the poll upright. the man
slowly slid down the poll. the top of it came out his left shoulder.

i should've known better. haven't gone back incase i see it again.

apart from that the worst thing i saw was my mates hairy arse as
we streaked across the student campus! (me shudders)

Ronan|Raven

The picture of an Israeli Soldier after been shot with a magnum after one of his countries invasions of the west bank. Wasnt really that sick though. When one joins an army they cane expect all they can handle imho.

Although an 18month Palestinian child was shot oh where is the outcry??

Justice heh my arse

Tiesto

u streaked across the student camp!! ??

ballooba

Originally posted by Ronan|Raven
The picture of an Israeli Soldier after been shot with a magnum after one of his countries invasions of the west bank. Wasnt really that sick though. When one joins an army they cane expect all they can handle imho.

Although an 18month Palestinian child was shot oh where is the outcry??

Justice heh my arse

This is after hours.

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woolymammoth

Originally posted by Tiesto
u streaked across the student camp!! ??

yeah, last year. part of a bet really. one of the girls bet us a tenner we wouldn't do it. so we did. we never saw the money though, she just stared at our knobs. women eh?

Sangre

Originally posted by woolymammoth
she just stared at our knobs. women eh?

Probably trying to find them...or some other insult

Gordon

lol! Yeah, she was thinking "now I know what the nastiest thing I've ever seen is".

Ronan|Raven

Originally posted by ballooba
This is after hours.

Politics, Humanities, Bollox Boards ----That Way

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Here go suck on this tasty lemon.

Sangre

Originally posted by Gordon
lol! Yeah, she was thinking "now I know what the nastiest thing I've ever seen is".

We truly make a great penis insulting team Gord.

woolymammoth

you guys make me sick!

Tellox

when I was 6, a friend went around collecting bee's in a jar... when he got a load of em, he sprayed water in on em, then dropped em on the ground and squashed them into it. It was ****ing horrible, all little bits of squashed bee's.. I kept imagining them in my mouth...ARGH!!!

Doodee

Mordeths Rooom, omg like!



his plates must be furry and have names

Mac daddy

ugh rotten

Mac daddy

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

Magic Monkey

Mac Daddy, a warning in advance would have been nice!

:eek:

(NOTE: *NOT* work safe. Not even home safe, uck)

bug

A car crash near my house, when I was about ten years old, I was one of the first people on the scene, I got close enough to see into the car, there was a woman driving and I knew she was dead, she was all smashed up. I wasn't scared, the first thing I remember was thinking, so thats what ppl look like when they are dead, I carried on to the shops and bought my sweets and didn't even remember it until years later. I was a strange child.

Mac daddy

Originally posted by Magic Monkey
Mac Daddy, a warning in advance would have been nice!

:eek:

sorry it is bit rotten, make your stomach turn :eek:

Gordon

Mac daddy that almost made me wretch, why did I click that link

Tusky

Originally posted by Gordon
Mac daddy that almost made me wretch, why did I click that link

I didnt click the link , whats the picture of ?
A friend of mine saw a woman who was crassing the road fall over...a guinness truck driving along didnt see her and drove over her head just in case some of you are a bit sensitive ill put in spoiler

he said the head blew up like a watermelon and bits of brain went everywhere etc...

he didnt sleep that night heh

Pigman II

Originally posted by Mac daddy

sorry it is bit rotten, make your stomach turn :eek:

Gives an all new meaning to the 'clean and jerk.'

Gordon

lol Pigman.

Tusky it's the image of a weightlifter that pushed just too hard... (seen from arse angle)

Mac daddy

Tusky
that attachment what i put in is a weightlifter who pushed to hard and his ass split and the bits are hanging out,

woolymammoth

not that it just split though. i'm gonna drag the conversation
down by saying the weightlifter liked to play with his ass too
much, leaving his insides vulnerable to go walkies!

Tusky

heh only on the inwerwab eh ? or...well in a gym too !

HarryD

I was recently at a funeral..
The grave was dug with a mini digger.
I noticed a bone in the clay mound beside the grave..
Upon further inspection I noticed a half rotton sock on the bone.
Turns out the guy was burried in the same plot as his
mother.. It musta been her leg bone methinx...

Before that I saw footage of a Russian hostage been killed by US soldiers, via a knife in the troat. From the 80s I think..

uggghhhhhh
HD

Clintons Cat

Not mine,but a friend of mine in the fireservice attended a road traffic accident and had to cut the dead body of his best friend out of a car wreck.

None of mine compare to that really.

Tusky

Originally posted by HarryD
I was recently at a funeral..
The grave was dug with a mini digger.
I noticed a bone in the clay mound beside the grave..
Upon further inspection I noticed a half rotton sock on the bone.
Turns out the guy was burried in the same plot as his
mother.. It musta been her leg bone methinx...

Before that I saw footage of a Russian hostage been killed by US soldiers, via a knife in the troat. From the 80s I think..

uggghhhhhh
HD

they werent US soldiers they were chechnyan rebels... thats who the Russians are fighting duh and its not from the 80s i dont think..

Lopht

Animal farm.
Not the cartoon either.
Here shep, here shep, good dog , whos a good dog, now roll over and play porn star, good boy.

oooohh gooood boy !!

Tusky

Originally posted by Lopht
Animal farm.
Not the cartoon either.
Here shep, here shep, good dog , whos a good dog, now roll over and play porn star, good boy.

oooohh gooood boy !!

did you watch it all the way through ?

dendenz

I suppose someone who ran over !

ThrAx

The nastiest thing I have ever seen was the dead body of a child that got run over by a hay truck near Mombasa in Kenya when I was on holiday. Me and my dad were on our way to the national park for a safari when we drove past. The body was lying face down in the middle of the road and there was a big traffic jam. I was really freaked out as I was only about 10 at the time.

hells angels

Originally posted by Mac daddy
http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

WTF...that just made me fell sick man thanks!!!

Trebor

Saw a pic on rotten.com of someone who was roled over by a tank and it left the imprint in his mushed body :eek:

very nasty

ozpass

Jumped over a wall as a child and landed in a dead sheep. I guess the smell was worse than the sight of my legs ankle deep in rotten sheep carcass, but still a horrific image.

Nemici

sitting in woodwork when i was in first year,

the guy beside me was cutting veneer with a scalpel and it slipped off the ruler and sliced into his thumb and his first finger and blood sprayed all over the two of us.

it was a fairly gruesome sight.

cournioni

A really ugly girls hairy arse. Please god never let me see anything of the sort ever again.

endanagle

k then...

think of this one... i'm in hospital after absolutely mangling myself off a motorbike a few years back... i have to get lots of **** done to me and i have a skin graft from my left armpit to below my elbow on the inside.

I'm barely alive and the nurse comes in to change the dressing and clean it.... she takes off the dressing and then nearly faints!... all i could say was 'she thinks this is bad... i'm about 6 inches away from it!'... christ it was the coolest thing i've ever seen... was freaked at first but then saw the cool side of it and called my sister over for a look... (she had to go for a bathroom break... she went out drinkin the night before and turned _slightly_ green once she saw it)

got plenty more (i've had an eventful life!) but i think thats the best...