Nurse joke

Rabies

A man suspected of SARs is lying in bed with a mask
over his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face
and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know
Mr Jones,
I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles
black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only
here to wash your face and
hands."

The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a
little distraught so she
marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Nurse," he
mumbled, "Are my
testicles black?" Being a nurse of long-standing,
the Head Nurse was undaunted.
She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his
pyjama trousers, moved his
penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled
up the pyjamas, replaced the
bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with your
testicles!!!"

At this the man pulled off his mask and asked
again...
"I SAID.... Are my TESTS RESULTS BACK.....!! ???"

Ivan

It might be too soon for some people.

I think its funny :ninja: