A New Machine

The Reaper

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby
delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would
transfer a portion of the mother's pain to the father of the baby. He
asked
if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor
of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that
even 10
percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the
doctor
to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the
machine to
20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The
doctor
checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how
well he
was doing. Then, they decided to try 50 percent. The husband continued
to
feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife
considerably,
he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife
delivered
a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were
ecstatic.
When they arrived back at home, they found the mailman dead on the
front
porch.

ciano

lol ... v. good.

Pompey Magnus

That was the best joke I have heard in ages...Brilliant

Pugsley

Great joke, pity it was posted about 3 weeks ago