Ill put you in the home I saw on "60 Minutes"

GoneShootin

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and
getting up to maximum speed down the long corridors.
Because she and her fellow residents are one sandwich short of a
picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the males
actually join in.

One day, Ethel was speeding along one corridor when door opened and Mad Mike stepped out of his room with his arm
outstretched.

"STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license to drive that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag, pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!" Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him.
William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am".

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers
Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.

"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"

hells angels

sick very sick and very old..it was posted aout a month back