flirting/chating up

deimos · 07-05-2003 11:15pm #1

hmmmmmm, fill this area with all the abstract flirting and chat up tricks you can think of(we want bizzare), have fun...........

Gordon · 07-05-2003 11:19pm

Moved to Afterhours.

GoneShootin · 08-05-2003 8:29am

i always find it a great trick to lob my knob up their nostril to make em sneeze.

then you can offer a tissue, all gentlemanly like.....

hells angels · 08-05-2003 8:35am

Go over to a table full of women wip out your lad and say "see anyone here you recignise" it a dead cert..(only works with a large penis)

Wolf · 08-05-2003 9:14am

Tell about how l33t you are at CS and about how you post on boards to get tips to chat girls up.

Seriously tho I find what you should do is go up say somin nice. Like your a great dancer, or you dress realy well. Then walk away. That way they think you meant it. Then later on chat to them again and just let them do the talking, ask lots of questions and look really interested.

rymus · 08-05-2003 9:23am

why bother with all this chatting up malarky? If they're interested they'll let you know. Otherwise it's just not worth the hassle. Chatting women up is the work of the devil... tis eeeeeeevillllllll

Bloody society :mad:

Tusky · 08-05-2003 2:11pm

If you were a snot id pick you first !

T.G Catter · 08-05-2003 5:13pm

Originally posted by [-UK-]Wolf
ask lots of questions and look really interested.

lol.....

deimos · 08-05-2003 6:20pm

"hmmmmmm, fill this area with all the abstract flirting and chat up tricks you can think of(we want bizzare), have fun..........."

note the word "abstract", i dont mean the normal chat up tricks, i want atypical and different

like for example..........
look straight into her eyes, but don't look like a weirdo, keep a nice relaxed smile, but never break eye contact, keep this going for 2 or 3 mins while your talking to her, it actually seems to work wonders strangely enuf

and if they question it cover it up with saying "you've nice eyes"

Blitzkrieger · 08-05-2003 10:27pm

More than 66% of the population is female, so there's no husband out there for more than half of them. They should be chasing us!

wiensta · 08-05-2003 10:37pm

like for example..........

well, not exactly,for 90%+ of people this is a threatening gesture.
Its a fact, its why newsreaders stop looking at you and fiddle around with some papers in front of them. Its just to break prolonged eye contact.

Do, however, use as much eye contact as possible, DONT look at your shoes, or stick your hands in your pockets.

Victor · 08-05-2003 10:46pm

Walk around with the biggest grin on your face (worked yesterday when I saw a guy being clamped for parking a commericial vehicle in a residential estate, under the clamping sign). If she smiles back, say hi. Move on from there.

Alternatively, if you see someone (target group obviously) in need of help, help them out, chat briefly, invite them for a coffee (they feel under obligation to go).

Originally posted by Blitzkrieger
More than 66% of the population is female, so there's no husband out there for more than half of them. They should be chasing us!

It's only about 51%+6% (unless you live in Iceland) most of the excess are actually old Biddies.

ballooba · 08-05-2003 10:51pm

[said with a wink] I want to be buried with your people.

Victor · 08-05-2003 11:01pm

Originally posted by ballooba
[said with a wink] I want to be buried with you people.

Not a good line with serial killers

irishguy · 08-05-2003 11:04pm

get drunk and go with the flow, it allways works for me. But this is only good if you preferr quanity not quality

Gordon · 08-05-2003 11:11pm

Tell her she looks like that actor in Lord of the Rings.
"Oh, Arwen is it?"
"No one of the orcs."

But if you do it with a smile it may work. Something similar worked for a colleague's friend.

havok* · 08-05-2003 11:43pm

Women are vain creatures. Talk to them about themselfs...

spod · 09-05-2003 1:43am

Hey baby, wanna wrastle?

DRakE · 09-05-2003 2:53am

Originally posted by Tusky
If you were a snot id pick you first !

And with that,

Ben gets the females :P

karma kabbage · 09-05-2003 4:05am

walk up to 'em wit a saucy smile and look em in the eye... then look down briefly at your crotch... repeat twice. begin to look a little baffled... look from eyes to crotch to eyes to crotch again... looking mildly confused. then look at her again and say.... 'well?!? it's hardly gonna suck itself!!'

she may well beat you, but if she doesn't you know you're in!!!

Divine · 09-05-2003 11:47am

Hi will you take me home and make a man out of me? Always works honest.

patch · 10-05-2003 2:36pm

Originally posted by karma kabbage
walk up to 'em wit a saucy smile and look em in the eye... then look down briefly at your crotch... repeat twice. begin to look a little baffled... look from eyes to crotch to eyes to crotch again... looking mildly confused. then look at her again and say.... 'well?!? it's hardly gonna suck itself!!'

she may well beat you, but if she doesn't you know you're in!!!

RATFL

Now thats funny...... -coming from a lady too!! Has it ever worked??:ninja:

karma kabbage · 11-05-2003 4:13pm

i dunno, there ain't many guys out there who'd dare... i know a few who got laughed at though. but like i say... that line just deserves some action!

endanagle · 12-05-2003 7:38pm

one of my favourites has always been:

nice shoes, wanna f**k?
i have to be pretty polluted though! strangely enough i've only been slapped once saying that...

seriously though i find that just talking to a group is good... generally no more than 3... you just look for the one that seems the most fun and give her a bit of attention... then move on to her friend... works a treat coz, even though they're all friends they start getting jealous and then THEY start vying for my attention!

i'm telling you... try it out! you have to be quick with quips and funny stuff though...

cournioni · 12-05-2003 7:55pm

A good chat up line that me and a few of my friends used years ago in the old Oasis was, Do you see him over there *point at friend*, he wants to know will you shift me... The element of surprise always brings a smile and once that happens you're in business!

karma kabbage · 14-05-2003 1:32am

this one was told to me by the bf... after he'd snagged me (just as well)

if i asked you would you f**k me, would the reply to that question be the same as the reply to this question?

Prolly shouldn't use that one if you're into vogue on the outside but vague on the inside types or you'll spend your night trying to explain why it's so witty!

cournioni · 14-05-2003 8:46am

Originally posted by karma kabbage
this one was told to me by the bf... after he'd snagged me (just as well)

if i asked you would you f**k me, would the reply to that question be the same as the reply to this question?

Prolly shouldn't use that one if you're into vogue on the outside but vague on the inside types or you'll spend your night trying to explain why it's so witty!

Jesus... that is a good one (*takes note*). Not one for the blondes thats for sure.

Robbo · 14-05-2003 9:00am

That's a fantastic chat up line. Scoring through logic problems...

karma kabbage · 17-05-2003 1:10am

it's good alright..

thinking about it more, if they get the paradox, excellent! good line. BUT... for those into ye old blonds (or drunken chicks).... just cop a feel while they're baffled.... maybe they won't notice?!?

DeadBankClerk · 17-05-2003 1:16pm

If they don't understand, draw them a K-Map and explain that it can be solved as a product of min-terms.

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