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Trojan · 2003-05-07 19:51:29

Please leave your Personal Issues at home when you join us at the Boards Beer on Sat 31st May in the White Horse Inn, Dublin. Thank you :) Alastair.

07-05-2003 7:51pm

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Please leave your Personal Issues at home when you join us at the Boards Beer on Sat 31st May in the White Horse Inn, Dublin.

Thank you
Alastair.

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#2 07-05-2003 8:01pm

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pimpage galore

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#3 07-05-2003 8:04pm

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lol!

But only if the personal issues don't include strange sex fetishes

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#4 07-05-2003 8:06pm

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Originally posted by Gordon
lol!

But only if the personal issues don't include strange sex fetishes

ok, but only if those strange sex fetishes don't include the kind of strange sex fetishes that you're into... or we'll all be arrested!

Al.

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#5 07-05-2003 8:25pm

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lol
I like your style Tro

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#6 07-05-2003 9:04pm

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Thanks Beruthial! You've just volunteered yourself to help me (see below)

Ok, so I've been thinking about how we're going to work it and come up with a plan. I'll need to delegate some of this responsibility due to the sheer volume of people who will be there. Therefore I have divided the attendees into 2 groups:

If you're a current unattached female, you should report to me upon arrival. You can then inform me of your strange sexual fetish and I can then make a decision as to whether this falls within the remit of the fetishes allowed.

If you're not a currently unattached female then you need to report to Beruthial for further instructions.

Do not, under any circumstances, approach Gordon with this information. He is a dangerous sexual deviant, and as such must be kept away from the temptation of discussion presented heretofore.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Remember, White Horse Inn, Saturday May 31.

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#7 07-05-2003 9:15pm

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Ah thanks Al, that may just work as reverse psychology for the girlies and me

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#8 07-05-2003 9:22pm

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NPs I'm sure we can come to some arrangement...

Al.

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#9 08-05-2003 7:20am

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Originally posted by Trojan
If you're not a currently unattached female then you need to report to Beruthial for further instructions

I’m curious to know what those ‘further instructions’ would be exactly??!!
Voyeurism or some sort of ‘madam’ role?

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#10 08-05-2003 9:33am

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And Gordo, please refrain from engaging nubile, young, single women when I am trying to chat them up as per last outing!

K-

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#11 08-05-2003 9:56am

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rofl @ Kell ...

Originally posted by Beruthiel

I’m curious to know what those ‘further instructions’ would be exactly??!!
Voyeurism or some sort of ‘madam’ role?

Oooh, I don't know, I don't know! They both sound so tempting!

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#12 08-05-2003 10:14am

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Originally posted by Trojan
Oooh, I don't know, I don't know! They both sound so tempting!

Well, hurry up and decide ffs!
Outfits have to be purchased, these things take time you know
:rolleyes:

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#13 08-05-2003 3:43pm

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Originally posted by Trojan
ok, but only if those strange sex fetishes don't include the kind of strange sex fetishes that you're into... or we'll all be arrested!

Al.

o come on, Gordo's cant be as strange as mine.

A memory stick, some cabbage, and a can of WD40.

I WORE A DRESS FFS!

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#14 08-05-2003 10:42pm

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yeah he wore a dress , not that i was there to see it (thank God) .

Do we get name badges so we know who to avoid?

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#15 08-05-2003 10:53pm

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Kell, I was helping you out mate, but it turned out that no amount of help could save you! She must have had too much fizz methinks.

CulT we will all wear name badges don't worry.

Doodee, this time wear suspenders, please.

And Bru, bring yer whip!

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#16 08-05-2003 11:57pm

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*stickified* due to the orgasmic nature of the thread.

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#17 09-05-2003 9:14pm

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Beruthial: what exactly would you be wearing for the voyeur role? I've wondered about that...

Don't worry Kell, I won't allow Gordo engage the nubile, young, single women that you're attempting to chat up! He won't get near them, guaranteed (sorry Gordon).

Hype it up!

Al.

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#18 09-05-2003 10:02pm

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/mental note - must bring false moustache with me

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#19 09-05-2003 10:04pm

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you have 21 days or so, grow one yourself and just bring a razor

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#20 09-05-2003 10:46pm

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Sorry Gordon, but a disguise aint gonna help, cos I am gonna be engaging the nubile, young, single women (after I get rid of Kell of course).

Al.

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#21 09-05-2003 10:47pm

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what about those who lack nubility?

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#22 09-05-2003 11:00pm

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I'll let you have them Mordo.

/mental note: and the fart powder for Al.

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#23 09-05-2003 11:10pm

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pack em up after the beer and send em my way... try to make sure az hasn't licked them

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#25 03-06-2003 11:09pm

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unstickied.

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