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  • 07-05-2003 5:48pm
    #1
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭


    Jim decided to propose to Sandy. However, prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12-year-old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.

    However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, "I, too, have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

    She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis”.

    Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.

    She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"

    "Yes it is...8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"


Comments

  • #2
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    lol didn't see that one coming....v.good
    thats a damn big cock!!


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