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The General (kind of adult)

  • 06-05-2003 7:28pm
    #1
    Crucifix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭


    A retired army general was feeling in the mood, hire a prostitute. When the were about to get down to it, the general cried "Atte-ntion!", and instantly his trousers tented. The girl was amased. Eager to impress, the general shouted "At ease, soldier!" and immediatly it dropped. The girl inquired how he could do this, and he replied it took years of discipline. As she was still so interested he ordered it to attention again. Then he shouted "At ease, soldier!", but this time nothin happened. He got rather angry and yelled "What is your major malfuction private, at ease!", but still it stood to attention. Then without warning he tore his trousers open and began masturbating furiously. "What the hell are you doing?", the shocked women asked.
    "For disobeying a direct order, this soldier's getting a dishonouable discharge".


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