What wil they put in to a toilet next ?

Rabies · 06-05-2003 2:56pm #1

Link taken from Dev's journal .........

Looks like people could be spending a long time in the toilet... you could start searching for porn and forget to come out

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 06-05-2003 3:03pm

... why would anyone want to spend a second longer in a portable toilet than they absaloutely had to?

will they be putting industrial strengh air freshners or something in there too?

(Edit)

anyone else find the words "bog-standard" in that article incredibly funny?

DiscoStu · 06-05-2003 3:04pm

i seen that a few days ago and thought it was a piss take, but holy crap its not a load of ****e after all.

Wolf · 06-05-2003 3:06pm

WoW my two favorite things in the ONE place

Irish_Ranger_IR · 06-05-2003 3:12pm

What's that Wolf?

Computers and the internet?

Kappar · 06-05-2003 3:32pm

"instant logging"

:ninja: :ninja: He he, logging

elexes · 06-05-2003 4:30pm

wonder what happens when it crash's

hells angels · 07-05-2003 9:23am

my god that is seriously stupid man i mean come on do you not spend enough time stuck in a computer without havin one in the fúcking bog now aswell......:mad: :mad:

Dont Ban Me · 07-05-2003 11:54am

Hey if your constapated at least you can waste some time and try and find out how to cure it on the net!!!

Mercury · 07-05-2003 12:15pm

that's gonna be interesting, I can see a cue of about 500 people trying to go to the toilet while some SOB is in there viewing pr0n. That, and the fact that it would last all of 10 mins at a festival. People would pull the thing to bits. Ill take the plasma screen... kthxbye.

oneweb · 14-05-2003 9:36pm

First Microsoft said it was a
hoax ,
then they said it wasn't

regardless, someone went to the effort of doing a diagram:

:rolleyes:

Ruu_Old · 14-05-2003 9:42pm

Is Bill Gates face printed on the loo roll?

nopreviousowner · 15-05-2003 2:17pm

I know this is slightly off the topic but me and a friend made jelly in the toilet in school once. It blocked it up fairly good. It was a laugh...

Dun · 15-05-2003 2:34pm

I am I the only one to think more along the lines of how disgusting it'd be to go using a computer after somebody's been in there using it after doing God-Only-Knows-What and then using the mouse, keyboard, etc.

Plus how long is a wireless keyboard that can (rather disturbingly) be used on your lap gonna last in their

I've a funny feeling this is a big wind-up - the 'i' is an Apple thing. I'm sure it would've been called MS Loo.NET or something similiar

--

It is a wind up:

http://news.com.com/2100-1041_3-1001109.html

Sposs · 15-05-2003 3:13pm

Best Idea Ever

Not!

TomTom · 15-05-2003 3:39pm

The funniest thing about that is the fact it was an april fools joke and it was released on the second of may, way to go microsoft.

irishgeo · 15-05-2003 3:47pm

if they done a swab on that keyboard how many germs would they find.:D

What wil they put in to a toilet next ?

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