Hate your Job?

cujimmy

When you have an "I hate my job day" - try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."

ShevY

hells angels

didn't see that ending coming at all...good one lol!

de5p0i1er

makes my job seem a lot better.

JohnK

Suddenly, things don't seems quite so bad anymore