Riding Skills

pfitz · 05-05-2003 10:22am #1

Riding Skills
David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no
previous experience, he skilfully mounts the Horse and appears
in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace, with Victoria admiringly watching her husband.
After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins
to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the
neck shouting for it to stop.
Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her
husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.
David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the
horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground
and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and
screams for help!!!!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the
store and unplugs