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A Small Dutch Orphan.

  • 03-05-2003 6:03am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 6


    A small Dutch orpan, dressed in rags, recently escaped from a Chech Republic circus and after 3 weeks on the run without food, has just broken into your house and you have caught them stealing FROM YOU!!!

    WOULD YOU PUNISH THEM?? IF SO - HOW????


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭^CwAzY^


    and what happens if the bus goes below 50mph?


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    andysbongos.jpg

    "Houston, we have a troller"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    this blows, to think i actually wasted 30 seconds of my life replying to this:mad:


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Originally posted by gabriel666
    A small Dutch orpan, dressed in rags, recently escaped from a Chech Republic circus and after 3 weeks on the run without food, has just broken into your house and you have caught them stealing FROM YOU!!!

    WOULD YOU PUNISH THEM?? IF SO - HOW????

    If you ever get near my computer again, i'll kill you you little dutch bastard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    Well, since I don't KNOW his/her "life history" and since if he/she is Dutch he/she couldn't tell me.

    Therefore, it would be more accurate to ask, what would you do if you found some scruffy kid in your home?

    :ninja: Go ninja on his/her ass, of course :ninja:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Originally posted by gabriel666
    WOULD YOU PUNISH THEM?? IF SO - HOW????
    I would probably punch it hard in the head until it went unconcious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    I'd give him some food, clean clothes and a shower. Then tell him i'm bringing him to the garda station to report this atrocity, and watch his little face light up when i pull up to the circus and kick him out of the car. Whilst shouting out the window "Twill teach ya for comin a'knockin on my door ya little kunt"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭YoungNastyMan


    Is it a boy or a girl ?

    Cause if it was alittle girl !!!

    I let you all figure the rest out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    and on that note...

    topic closed.


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