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Vampire Bats

  • 01-05-2003 6:55pm
    #1
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭


    > A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh
    > blood,
    > And parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some
    > sleep.
    >
    > Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started
    > hassling
    > Him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him
    > get some
    > sleep.
    >
    > However, they persisted until he finally gave in.
    > "Okay, follow me," he said as he flapped out of the cave with
    > hundreds
    > of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a
    > river and
    > into a forest of trees.
    >
    > Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled
    > around him.
    >
    > "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
    >
    > "YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.
    >
    > "GOOD," shouted the bat, "BECAUSE I ****ING DIDN'T."


    far too lazy to fomat it properly today, sorry


Comments

  • #2
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    i found it funny.... i almost laughed!!!


  • #3
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    rofl! nice one, never seen it coming! (poor bat didnt either :D)


  • #4
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    ^^^^^^^^^^

    boom boom


  • #5
    nanook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    i remember hearing that one years ago

    Long live the classics

    lol


  • #6
    jonno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭jonno


    Hee hee


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  • #7
    Hyzepher
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 4,668 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hyzepher


    Looks like the tree gave him a good BATtering ;)

    Hyzepher


  • #8
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    lol, i might just KILL ANYONE that tries to PUN my joke.


    gettit ? :D



    hahahahahahahahaha


  • #9
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    no but anyway, good joke.


  • #10
    Acidflash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    ha ha good one :)


  • #11
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    i was sure i posted in this thread already but sure fúck it... very good joke made me laugh...


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  • #12
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    i seem to remember you posting here also hells angels, with a positive reponse. odd

    only the mystic boards gods know the true answer


  • #13
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Ya that has happened to me a few time's recently im not sure whats goin on!!!!

    :confused::confused::confused::confused:


  • #14
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    it normally means that your post(s) was deleted. i was confused when i first happened to me too

    but where yours went on this occasion i do not know...


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