thiefs/peadofile/dinosaurs

Tusky

have you ever had an experience with a dodgy character?
be it a peadofile or a thief ? a drunken scumbag ? or even a dinosaur ?

Ive had a few, there i was 10 years of age playing in the play ground, when i hear somthing from a nearby bush, i peer in to see an old man flashing, i threw a rock at him and hit him in the chest hahaha

When i was younger i was walking down Georges street when a scumbag jumped on me with some sort of sharpened peice of metal, i ran across the road and he ran after, a bike went straight into him haha

Ive a few more but ill let you share some first

super_canard

Once... I was heading home... after some activites (won't tell you why otherwise you'll guess the end)...
I was kinda late, so I was going faster than I usually would ...
I turn at a corner.. and there is that guy stinks like it didn't wash in years... telling me "Le portefeuille ou t'es mort" (french = Wallet or your dead)... By the time he finises the sentence... the rest of my rugby team was at the same corner...

15/1.... guess who won....

Once we were done with him, we called the emergencies and the police... straight from our lovely cuddly arms into the nurses ones... u know the nice looking gals in jail? :-D

daveg

When I was in collage in Limerick (lovely place) myself and 2 mate got jumped outside a pub. My mate got a pint glass in the face. Nasty experience. Unbelievable thing was we escaped unscathed. Just a black eye for one of my mates.

Wolf

Had a kinfe thrown at me but he totally missed.

N.Ireland wrong part of Belfast, wrong time, and the wrong people to run into, with the wrong accent me. Was chased with knifes and guns. Have a few others like that but that was a bad exp.

Tusky

heh - a few ppl *ahem* that I know were walking through town when that guy who sells pills in temple bar came up to them saying

"looking for pills(ecstacy) ?" they decided to buy 2 each (even though they had agreed not to do them anymore as they are horrible things) anyway they all took them and within a few minutes they all fell asleep ! hah they were sleeping pills !

I found that soooo funny ! serves them right for buying off them guys in town :rolleyes:

Nemici

when I lived in Amsterdam I was jumped on by the homeboys about 50 yards from my house.

they decided beat the hell out of me and when I was on the ground protecting my head I said "jesus i only live up the road just let me go" .

strangely the stopped kicking me and picked me up and gave me back my bag and sent me packing. I was really shaken up but also couldnt believe that they had let me go. my lucky day.

BuffyBot

Peadophiles..can't say I've met any pea lovers. They're not a very attractive vegetable to be honest. Brussel sprouts..now yer talkin..

Repli

One time I was waiting for a taxi on Dame st after coming from the club..
And out of nowhere some velociraptors start running after me and my mates.. quite a scary ordeal

Panda

was waiting for a bus in galway at around 10 o' clock one night and i decided to head up to this shop just on eyre square, near Fibbers.

this ****ing yob was walking towards me and i knew straight away he was drunken ****wit. he comes up to me a pushes me in the chest and shouts "Whats your ****ING problem??!?"
i tried to walk past him and he pushed me back, again shouting "Whats your ****ING problem??!?"
not at all amused at this.
he went to push me again, i stepped back and puched him square in the jaw, he stumbled back and fell off the edge of the kerb, onto a car, then to the ground.

thats when i got the **** out of dodge.

never will i forget the look of suprise on that lads face.
priceless.

cournioni

My friend (a girl) was walking up through Parnell st. one time, just ahead of me and a guy tried to mug her. But he didn't know that I knew her at all. So I hit him a few thumps and he ran for his life. He was looking for money/mobile phones etc. and all he got was a black eye and a few bruises!

Wolf

Originally posted by PORNAPSTER
My friend (a girl) was walking up through Parnell st. one time, just ahead of me and a guy tried to mug her. But he didn't know that I knew her at all. So I hit him a few thumps and he ran for his life. He was looking for money/mobile phones etc. and all he got was a black eye and a few bruises!

Fuccking NICE ONE!

Doodee

My first bad experience in Dublin was walking home with 3 mates from a college social, this yobbo coming round from christchurn with a bottle of vodka shouts "Walk Faster", we just ignored him and continued walking, he then started saying "U wanna fight, walk faster" and the girls were saying "just listen to him" we continued to ignore him, then we heard him quicken his pace, so we turned around he was getting ready to smach teh bottle of vodka over my mate, but the idiot dropped it, this made him even more pissed off, so he started on us, he asked us "Yee wanna fight" and we were in no mood so we just said "we aint looking" then he said "I'll take the 3 of yaz on", of course, me being cheeky and drunk turned around and said "theres ****ing 4 of us you retard". he was not amused, I continued walking, low and behold my mate told me to watch out, i turned round, and got a puk in the gob. well, that was it, scrawney **** just didnt know when to give up, kept coming after us and we just kept throwing punches, he eventually got the idea.


lovely folk, honest!

Tusky

lol some nices ones there, one time drunken scumbags were shouting abuse at me and my frnd, we were at the bus stop and they were across the road,

they were shouting all kinds of abuse (about 10 of them) and one of them started waving his fist, he had his phone in his hand it went flyign into the air and landed on the road ! a car went right over it, myself and my frnd burst out laughing, RAGED the scumbags charged at us, we just ran off !

TomTom

One night while working, two sucmbags came into the oflicence and ordered a case of bud a magnum of brandy and 40 cigs, i put the case of bud on the counter and turned around to get the brandy, i head the door open and seen one of them walk out with the bud. I was'nt too woried because only one left. I but the brand and cigs on the counter and asked for the money. I got every excuse under the sun about his wallet and if I came outside with him he would give me the money. knowing that the other guy must be outside, I pushed the 40 cigs out of his reach, picked up the bottle of brandy and walked out side. No sign of the other guy but then the guy who was left behind turned as if to walk away, but he was only turning to get a swing at me and hit me smack in the mouth. I think it was the shock of it but I did not move, or even react. The guy went to grab the brandy but I just raised it as if I was going to hit him with it. I never seen a guy run away so fast. (he completly bursted open my bottom lip and by god was I sore for a few days)

hells angels

Originally posted by Tusky
heh - a few ppl *ahem* that I know were walking through town when that guy who sells pills in temple bar came up to them saying

"looking for pills(ecstacy) ?" they decided to buy 2 each (even though they had agreed not to do them anymore as they are horrible things) anyway they all took them and within a few minutes they all fell asleep ! hah they were sleeping pills !

I found that soooo funny ! serves them right for buying off them guys in town :rolleyes:

Ya but where they lucky enough not to get robbed cuz thats what the theifs are doin now...*cough*well thats what i was told......

hells angels

i was in town with my sister at a party it was about 3am and we were just about to head home when this ****ér started shoutin abuse at my sis so i went up to him and asked what the prolem was and told him in no uncertain terms that if i ever heard him speak to another women like that i'd break his legs...well he didn't like that and busted me square in the jaw...

So i broke his nose he went down and i didn't stop hittin him till the police dragged me off him..now he's up in mountjoy or somewere and all i was told was "A young lad like you shouldn't be fightin big fella'a like that you could get yourself hurt" Ha ha ya right officer did you look at the stupid príck at all???

I thought it was a great night

Bard

I was robbed in the centre of London about 5 weeks ago. 3 big beefy white guys with London accents... just reminded me of your typical English soccer hooligan scumbags.

I was going to try to break free from them and run off until I saw that the bastards had a 9 or 10 inch Bowie knife (just like one of these) on them - and it was well sharpened. I wasn't prepared to make a guess as to the guys prowess with it or how prepared he was to make use of it.

One of them punched me in the face. This knocked me to the ground and gave me a cut in my lower gums, leaving my mouth/chin all bloodied. Then they went through my pockets and got just under £300 sterling off me.

I was lucky... I didn't have my credit cards, etc. with me (they were locked into the baggage storage office in Heathrow Airport). I was also lucky not to be more seriously injured, - as that was some serious weapon!

The Metropolitan Police in Charing Cross told me that it was, unfortunately, a more and more common event and that they were getting a "spate of robberies just like that".

People, eh?

Bastards.

bug

I was an attraction for paedeophiles (SP?) when I was a kid, I was 13 and smoking down lanes around my area (so my ma wouldn't catch me) and an old man came up to me and my friend. I had a st. christophers medal around my neck and he admired it and took the oppertunity to feel me up I went f**king mad at him. around the same time with same friend sitting in a park and a guy decided to have a w**k in fromt of us. another time we were flashed at and we started laughing at him and told him he had a small c**k, he ran off.
I've never been jumped on and no-one would dare rob me.

Caesar_Bojangle

Yeah that bastard Denver the last dinosaur was always trying to befriend me when i was a kid.

Wolf

Originally posted by Bard
I was robbed in the centre of London about 5 weeks ago. 3 big beefy white guys with London accents... just reminded me of your typical English soccer hooligan scumbags.

I was going to try to break free from them and run off until I saw that the bastards had a 9 or 10 inch Bowie knife (just like one of these) on them - and it was well sharpened. I wasn't prepared to make a guess as to the guys prowess with it or how prepared he was to make use of it.

One of them punched me in the face. This knocked me to the ground and gave me a cut in my lower gums, leaving my mouth/chin all bloodied. Then they went through my pockets and got just under £300 sterling off me.

I was lucky... I didn't have my credit cards, etc. with me (they were locked into the baggage storage office in Heathrow Airport). I was also lucky not to be more seriously injured, - as that was some serious weapon!

The Metropolitan Police in Charing Cross told me that it was, unfortunately, a more and more common event and that they were getting a "spate of robberies just like that".

People, eh?

Bastards.

Fuccking hell thats a bit dodgy. Why did you have 300 snoops on ya anyway.

Tusky

he was on holiday :rolleyes:

Bard

Why did you have to quote my entire post just to add your little tiny coment at the end Wolf?


... and yeah, I was on holiday - or at least on my way home from holidays... but no, I didn't need to have and shouldn't HAVE had that much money on me. I know better now - after the event, naturally.

Tellox

ah just a few weeks back, me and 4 mates were playing footie outside at about 9pm, when one of the oul fellas thats always telling us to "cut out that ****ing racket" came out. Before he got the chance to shout at us, I just kicked the ball into my friends garden. But it hit a tree along the way and deflected onto the road. The fella walks past all of us, so we think he's not here to give out. So I run up to kick the ball into the garden,and I turn back and find out that the fella is goin for the ball too, He catches up with me, gives me a dig into the jaw and then screams "IM SICK OF THIS ****ING BALL!!" and throws it into a bush.

So there I am holding my jaw, while I look up and see my father walking towards the oul feller. Needless to say, the oul feller received more then a puck into the jaw.

'wan daddies

TacT

lol tellox

ugh crazy dublin nuts - one queer trying to get me to be comfortable with him when I was 15 awaiting a mate in Blackrock.

One crazy nut who decided to smack me in the gob on dame st a few months back, rendering me unconscious along with some internal bleeding and bruising to the brain....

3 bouncers who wanted to continue slaughtering a few nigerians in the middle of central bank (one of em had a bottle ready ready to smash over one of their heads, the shouting crowd around them distracted them and my big mouth made me the man to be singled out and next) I was trying to fight off 3 of them when I was suddenly reefed out of there and told I was under arrest for assault :eek: thankfully everyone else in the crowd soon convinced them who needed to be arrested for assault but they were gone....

crazy french nuts - held at gunpoint in Lyon at my student accomodation in a Sonacotra foyer (stay away from these at all costs, god bless my workplace for finding me such a lovely place to live...)

that's all for now and hopefully ever more :mad:

and I forgot to add - That big Barney dinosaur really bugged the **** out of me as a kid, for the love of big bird! Get rid of it!

Bard

I was threatened with legal action by Barney The Dinosaur's team of lawyers before.

True story.

cournioni

Originally posted by Bard
I was threatened with legal action by Barney The Dinosaur's team of lawyers before.

True story.

Tell us...

Bard

Originally posted by PORNAPSTER
Tell us...

No

I've said all I'm going to about it... the fact that it happened is embarrassing enough! There's no need to reveal all the sordid details ... hehehe...

seamus

Originally posted by TacT
One crazy nut who decided to smack me in the gob on dame st a few months back, rendering me unconscious along with some internal bleeding and bruising to the brain....

3 bouncers who wanted to continue slaughtering a few nigerians in the middle of central bank (one of em had a bottle ready ready to smash over one of their heads, the shouting crowd around them distracted them and my big mouth made me the man to be singled out and next) I was trying to fight off 3 of them when I was suddenly reefed out of there and told I was under arrest for assault :eek: thankfully everyone else in the crowd soon convinced them who needed to be arrested for assault but they were gone....

that's all for now and hopefully ever more :mad:

Ahh tac, I find that a bit dubious now, especially after your performance after the boards beer in Viva . I don't believe they were unprovoked for a second

I've never been robbed, and never been in a fight in town (in fact I've haven't been in a proper fight since I was 12). I just don't really attract trouble. In fact, when I arrive on the scene, trouble is actively repelled for some reason.

The closest was when I was 14, me and 2 mates were walking down Mary Street and two guys (20ish) did the whole "Just keep walking lads" thing. They didn't reckon as to who they were attempting to rob. They told us to go down into a laneway. "No!". Then they panicked. "Sit down on that ledge there". "No, we're going into this shop here". So my mate got a punch in the face for his troubles, and the two fellas ran off.

TomTom

There are some serious odd balls in this country.

Tellox

Bard,you dressed up as a purple dinosaur and went around telling kids you loved them, didnt you