Martians

Big Chief

got this in a email, sorry i cant be bothered to take out the ">>>"


> > The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars (after they have
> >
> > accumulated enough frequent flier miles). Here, they meet a Martian
> > couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
> >
> >
> > Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, laptop computers, how do they
> > make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
> >
> >
> > "Just how do you two do it?" asks Maureen.
> >
> >
> > "Pretty much the way you do." the Martian responds.
> >
> >
> > A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap for the
> > night and experience one another's styles!
> >
> >
> > Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the male
> > strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie...about half an inch long and
a
> > quarter
> >
> > inch thick.
> >
> >
> > "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen!
> >
> >
> > "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
> >
> >
> > "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
> >
> > "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his
palm.
> >
> >
> > With each slap of his forehead, his unit grows until it's quite
> > impressively long.
> >
> >
> > "Well," she says, "that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
> >
> >
> > "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,
his
> > unit grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
> > exciting to the woman!
> >
> > "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made very mad,
> > passionate love.
> >
> >
> > The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go on
their
> >
> > separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any
good?"
> > "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful! How
about
> > you?"
> >
> >
> > "It was horrible," he replies, "all I got was a headache...she kept
> > slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"

jonno

Funny, yet in a kinky kinda way:D

ciano

Quite funny, but the punch line was a bit predictable