Clingwrap Roy Orbison

davej · 28-04-2003 8:18am #1

Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

ozpass · 28-04-2003 8:26am

The internet: "Satisfying freaks since '95!"

the Guru · 28-04-2003 9:09am

WTF

Saruman · 28-04-2003 9:13am

There are certain female celebrities i might like to wrap in clingfilm... not that muppet though

Samara · 28-04-2003 9:16am

The unusual title intrigued me, but now I'm just scared

Clintons Cat · 28-04-2003 9:19am

Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, 'Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?'

'By all means.' I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.

I bring it from the kitchen, all the rolls of it. 'I have a surprising amount of clingfilm,' I say with a nervous laugh. Roy merely nods.

LOL

Superb...