Drinking games

YoungNastyMan

I was at a session and it was all getting a little bit drab.

so we decided engage in some drinking games.
Stupid dumb Kunts, we were.
We couldnt think up anything decent to play.

So post up some games.

Dustaz

Fuzzy Duck is the grandmaster really.

Sit in a circle . One person says Fuzzy Duck, next person says Fuzzy Duck and the game continues clockwise untill someone decides to say Ducky Fuzz. This makes the game turn anti-clockwise and people say Ducky Fuzz untill someone decides to say Fuzzy Duck again which switches it and the process repeats.

If you cock it up and say something that ISNT Fuzzy Duck or Ducky Fuzz (which is about every 3 seconds), you drink. If you dont realise its your go (like, its been switched and you didnt notice), you drink. If you go out of turn or accuse someone else of cheating, you drink.

Very simple and what makes it funny is that at least 50% of the population are completly incapable of pronouncing the phrases properly sober, never mind with drink on them.

Gordon

The way we played Fuzzy Duck was to change if someone said "Duzzy" hence the hilarious
"Duzzy?"
"Fuckyduz!"

But its quite fun any way.

Or you have the secret one. Thumb Marshall it's called or Thumb Major, cant remember the name. Someone has the power of the thumb at some point, but dont tell anyone. The thumb holder puts his thumb on the table and keeps it there until someone realises he has his thumb on the table. The object is to get the last person to drink loads. This is extremely confusing the first time around as no-one will know the game but it is just their tough luck. The person that drinks then has power of the thumb and can thumb at any point throughout the night.

Or you have Elephant/Buffallo where depending in which half of the clock you are in you drink with your right hand and you smoke with your left. Everyone has to do this - anyone caught drinking with the wrong hand/smoking with the wrong hand has to drink. Eg: IF it is one minute past 5 (early start) you are in the right hemisphere so you drink with your right hand but you smoke with your left. If it is 5:45 you are in the left so reverse your polarity.

Incidentally if you go into a bar and see someone (even on his own) drinking with the clock and you mention "Buffallo?" to him - he may know what you are on about. Friends of mine have met many Bufallo players throughout the world this way. Strange but true.

Sev

A lot of drinking games can be played with a deck of cards.

A personal favourite of mine, which doesnt necessarily require alcohol consumption, is a game called asshole:
http://www.partyschool.com/drinkinggames/cards/asshole.html

Theres a few variations of the rules, im not so sure I like the way its played in the previous url.

More comprehensive rules here:
http://www.pagat.com/climbing/asshole.html

Trebor

for those who play chess i would recmond getting the drinking version.
not a drinker myelf but i have seen the results, each piece is a shot glass ( you're suppose to use different drink for different pieces but if your cheap you can just use one ) then you play chess and whenever you take the other players piece you drink it.
can get you drunk very fast

Robbo

"The Hour Of Power"

Requires: About 5 cans, Shot Glasses, Watch.

Basically everyone takes a shot of beer/cider/whatever every minute for an hour. Failure to do so results in more drinking. Harder to do that you'd think.

misswex

A good drinking game is the 'I never'!! Each person in the game has to come up with something that they never have done like 'I've never had sex in a public toilet ' and everybody has to say whether they have done it or not!! The person who has had sex in a public toilet has to take a drink and so on and so on!! It can be good fun

super_canard

I would rather the opposite...

first we drink... then we do whatever was asked if we didn;t... (makes it more interesting... no? :-D )

Amz

I like the game One Up, One Down

I'll try and explain it but my brain has gone all melty for some reason....

it works best in a largeish group probably more than 6

Only two or three need to know how to play. What you have to do is observe the positon of your hands/arms.

If you have one hand above your waist and one hand below you say "one up one down"

If your two hands are above waist height you say two up

IF two hands are below/at waist height you say two down

If you get it wrong you have to take a drink...

And so on and so forth

tiz funny watching people struggle to figure out what you're referring to and just guessing and if they get it right and still don't know why they got it right....

and im going to stop typing now....

super_canard

Where do i sign up for these fine games?

Irish_Ranger_IR

Smile
What You Need:
Dice
A table with a tablecloth that reaches the floor
How To Play:
There is nothing in this world quite like a smile. Warm and inviting, it can be as much a window to the soul as the deepest blue eyes or the most heartfelt of words. When you smile you are saying I love you. You are projecting the elegance of the human spirit. On the other hand, you may simply be, shall we say, aroused. That having been said, we present for your enjoyment "Smile", a game which, if nothing else, aims to please.

"Smile", a game originally played only in the smoke filled rooms of "Gentleman's" clubs between "Johns" and women of ill repute, is a rather simple affair. Six to ten men and woman, more or less evenly divided by gender, should seat themselves around a table large enough to comfortably seat all participants. Drape a heavy table cloth over the table with ample enough fabric to reach the floor on all sides. Be sure everyone is well lubricated and in easy reach of the beverage of their choice. You are essentially ready to begin.

Each player should drop their pants and the like to their ankles, making them not only a bit exposed but unable to flee without much fanfare and great difficulty. At this point, players should pass a dice from left to right in the hopes of, or in fear of in some cases, rolling a six. Once a six is rolled, the player responsible must drop to the floor, beneath the table and shielded from view, and "do as they wish". The object of their "doings" is to make one of the players above crack a smile. Everything goes. Once a player smiles, and we mean a real honest to Mary, Joseph and the baby Jesus smile, the player below may return to their chair. The "smiler" must consume the contents of one entire beverage (one full beer, a full glass of wine etc.), and the rolling continues to the right of the player just returned from fondling duties.

You may want to add a few rules to the other five numbers on the die. For instance, a roll of one can be made a "social" and so on and so forth. Hell, you may even decide to spice things up a bit more by freeing yourselves of any and all binding fabric situated down in the nether regions. In any event, your bound to turn the world on with your smile; or is that the other way around? No matter. Have fun and don't tell the pope on us.

super_canard

right... when should we organise this wonderfull game that is smile? :-D

I'll bring dices with only 6 on them... just in case... :-D

woosaysdan

you get a die and throw it and if you throw anything between 1 - 5 you drink and if you throw a 6 you throw again!!! easy:D

[Iramus]

wow. Smile is the coolest game ever. It gets my vote!:ninja: