Having a baby joke

simon_partridge

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

Pugsley

pick a window, your leaving.

simon_partridge

Originally posted by Pugsley
pick a window, your leaving.

You mean you're banning me? I suppose all I can say in my defence is that I'm not the only one who sometimes posts rubbish jokes. Humour is in the eye of the beholder...

[Iramus]

he cant ban you. can he? Terrible terrible joke BTW:ninja:

bozzie

im with pugsley
teh two of us is a gonna throw u out the window (same style as one of those old westernes)

ozt9vdujny3srf

Oh dear dear dear.

Pugsley

Originally posted by simon_partridge
You mean you're banning me?

Im no mod, but you have yet to chose a window, if no pane of glass is chosen within 24hours, I shall choose the female lavitory toilet window on the 4th floor overlooking a main road.

oeNeo

Another baby joke (not sure if it's 100% correct mind you):

Sometime in the future there was an invention that could take all the pain of labour from the mother and give it to the father of the child instead.

Anyway, this woman was in labour. Her husband was there with her. The doctors turned on the device that transfered the pain onto 5%. He felt nothing so they put it up to 20%. Still, he felt no pain. They put it up to 100% then but still he was fine!

The man concluded that women were just being moany during labour seen as he felt no pain.

When they got home though, they found the milkman dead.

BADUM TISH!


None of this "POSTED LOIEK TEN WEEKS AGO" shit btw plz.

NeoSlicerZ

Yeah! Let's defenestrate him!

Pugsley

/me beats neo over the head with a carrot.

TomTom

*Just to be a prick*
I did not know you could die from the 'pain' of childbirth.