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Woman Golfer

  • 12-04-2003 11:53am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 920 ✭✭✭


    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

    The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands
    together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to
    apologize.
    "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied,
    still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands
    together in his groin.

    But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently
    took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his
    pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him.

    She then asked, "How does that feel?"

    He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."


    Macker


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭exiztone


    lolol, good one.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    brillant, keep em comming


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    the only reason anyone should play golf..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    lol :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭Fabritzo


    I can't tell my dad that one, nm


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭Thumper Long


    thumbs up..................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Was on before, fuppin great tho :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    the only reason anyone should play golf..
    I agree.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭simon_partridge


    Originally posted by Macker
    He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
    Yeah, in my view he shouldn't have admitted to it while the 'treatment' was still going on - after learning of the deception, the woman would be quite likely to cease immediately, thus depriving the man of an extension of the pleasure...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    LOL, :eek: ....must try that some time!!!!


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