New Marine Captain in Iraq

Mad_Patrick · 10-04-2003 11:01am #1

A new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the Iraqi desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the First Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
"Well, sir," replied the sergeant, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have the camel, Sir."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his own urges, and asked the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it, pulled down his pants and had sex with the camel. When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town."

jonno · 10-04-2003 11:06am

Bet he wasn't embarrased at all after that episode

SoundWave · 10-04-2003 11:26am

one hump or two??

Tyrrial · 10-04-2003 11:29am

but really who hasn't had sex with a cammel in iraq?

New Marine Captain in Iraq

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