Haiku error messages

Pompey Magnus

Haiku
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Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in Haiku... they would read like these:

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located,
but endless others exist

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen
dies so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working
'Windows' is like that.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
the document you're seeking
must now be retyped.

Rather than a beep
or a rude error message,
these words: "File not found."

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

gogo

Originally posted by spandauballet
Haiku
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working
'Windows' is like that.

Excellent.:D
gogo

Hobart

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Capt'n Midnight

Hacker Haiku

* The Hacker

Don't fear the hacker
he just enjoys the challenge
...of cleaning your disk!

* Gates' Law

Great chips run high speeds
but bloatware slows to crawl
heat is main output

* The Script Kiddie

My server was hacked
SSH had a hole
now my box is 0wned

* Turbo Mode

Overclock your box
it is very fast ... at first
warranty now void

* The Ghost Ship Bug

The bug seemed so small
Game database was trashed
I must start new game

* Email Dilemma

Mail is killer app
spam overflows my quota
I need new mailbox

* Code Red II

My website was so grand
until the day it changed
to an odd demand

* The Email Virus

Don't open that file!
it has a strange subject line...
you mail all your friends

* The Buggy OS

My box crashed again
the registry was corrupt
Slackware brought it up

* The IT Shuffle

One group gets upgrade
next group can't read their files
Now they upgrade too