Tough Teacher

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> >A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for your not being here
tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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hells angels

it is very funny but it's bin done before!!

jonno

Jaysus thats a bit harsh on the poor lad

SoundWave

on the poor lad, or the poor lads lad?

Tyrrial

the excuse never works for me....

TomTom

but I can't write with my left hand....

Acidflash

good one

de5p0i1er

its one way of shuting up little smart asses like that.