Lucas nominates new director for Star Wars III

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Lucas nominates new director for Star Wars III

Source: Reuters

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George Lucas Nominates new director for Episode III


Hollywood veteran & billionaire George Lucas has nominated "Signs" director M. Night Shyamalan to take over the directors position on the eagerly awaited Episode III of his much loved Star Wars Saga.

Lucas, the creator & director of three of the existing five films will keep his role of producer & writer. New director Shyamalan was reported as saying: "This is quite an honour, I've loved the Star Wars films for years now & to be granted the extreme honour of being asked to direct one is phenomenal. Shyamalan is expected to continue his tradition of appearing in his films with a cameo as new character Apr ilFool


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Lucutus

OMG!

Pugsley

Oh my, thats dires

Gordon

That's feckin BULL!

I heard it was actually that guy that directed Sister Act.

s8n

ahahahahahahaah....what day is it boys????

Giblet

Oh ffs, signs sucked and now he is going to do this?! I wonder will it have a twist.

blackadder

gul·li·ble ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gl-bl)
adj. Easily deceived or duped.

mo·ron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (môrn, mr-)
n. A stupid person; a dolt.
Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Gordon

Giblet he's having you on - its the Director from Sister act "Emile Ardolino"

reuters news latest

Giblet

Originally posted by blackadder
gul·li·ble ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gl-bl)
adj. Easily deceived or duped.

mo·ron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (môrn, mr-)
n. A stupid person; a dolt.
Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Let me add to that......

Pisstake

The art of taking the piss

Tusky

hope its not like M. Night Shyamalan other films....jurasic park and the like

Spunog UIE

ah jayus SPOILERS people

ha ha giblet, okay i know ya were takin the piss too, but ya still look like a gimp.

daveirl

This post has been deleted.

sceptre

Shyamalan is expected to continue his tradition of appearing in his films with a cameo as new character Apr ilFool

ThreadKiller was nice enough to tell us in the post. Shame on any who fell for it.

Jim

thank christ, dont get me wrong, i love star wars as much as the next sadass bastard, but lucas, as a director, GOD..........i dont think ive ever heard of someone with so little talent. he shud be shot [or whatever they go with bad directors, give them the oscar for "best director" isnt it??]

anyways, cant wait for sw3

anthonymcg

You really shouldnt do this kind of thing. Especially when I've had a few drinks and can't interpret final sentences in paragraphs. What am I talking about? {tries to fit fist in mouth}

Giblet

Originally posted by Gideon
ah jayus SPOILERS people

ha ha giblet, okay i know ya were takin the piss too, but ya still look like a gimp.

Well the fact that before I posted I actually told you I was going to do it, just to get the reactions I got from oh so smarty arse people who can't spot a pisstake.

Dustaz

I was taking the piss by not posting at all!!

AND YOU ALL FELL FOR IT!!!


HAHA THICKOS!

Gordon

Damnit Dustaz you really had me there. Next time you won't be believed when you don't post I tells ya.

Giblet

fo' shizzel mah nizzel, dustaz plyd us all foo'

Bicky

Stewie - "You know Rupert, the word Gullible is not in the dictionary. Oh you don't believe me! There look it up. (Sn-igger-s) What, what's that, it really isn't? Oh Rupert touche. Hoisted by my own retard. Hahahaha. Sigh! I am so alone."



Sorry for bringing up a usless thread 5 days after april fools but it really is a family guy moment.