Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur

McGintyMcGoo

Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were motoring down
the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the
road. The pig was killed instantly.

Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and
hexplain to da honer of da pig what 'appen."

One hour later, Saddam's driver comes back from the
farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in
one hand and a cigar in the other.

"What 'appen to you?" Saddam asks.

"Well, de farmer..he gif me a bottle of wine, his
wife, a cigar and dere 19-year-old daughter..she make
wild, passionate luf to me."

"My God!" exclaims President Hussein. "What did you
tell them?"

The driver answered, "I say...Good evening, I am
Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I haf just killed the
pig."

Giblet

Is Saddam French.:) gg

McGintyMcGoo

He sounds more like an english farmer!
Most likely from Cornwall

hells angels

here leave it..you just ruined the only jike that made me laugh in the last week....:(

Pugsley

I heard the same a while back on these forums with victoria beckham and a cow.

Tyrrial

well next year it'll be bush and a pig