A Priest and a Rabbi!

RED HORN · 27-03-2003 2:52pm #1

A priest and a rabbi are sitting across from each other on a train, it’s a long journey and suddenly the priest starts giggling to himself. The Rabbi gets annoyed and asks him what’s so funny. The priest stops giggling and ask the Rabbi if he has ever had bacon. The Rabbi says he has had it once and the priest starts laughing again. “It’s pretty good isn’t it?”, the rabbi agrees and they continue on. A little while later the rabbi starts laughing, the priest looks over and enquires about what’s so funny? “Oh” says the Rabbi “I was just wondering if you have ever had sex”, “yes” replies the priest “once”. The Rabbi giggles again “it’s a lot better than bacon isn’t it?”.