Phantom Live from Iraq

Raggamuffin

Hmmm...
maybe a show dedicated to politically incorrect songs.

fabulous...

Jammmmmmmmm

anybody got any politically incorrect (or maybe funny takes on lyrics)

"war, war, war how do you like it?"

and finally i don't hear any reports about iraq...
get some experts in...

EdBanger

Well Ladies and Gentelmen,
I'd like to sig you a song...

A song about the Armerican Dream.
About the Fealing we get deep down in the cockles of our hearts,
well maybe a little lower then our cockles,
maybe in the sub cockle Region.
Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the Kidneys.
Or maybe in it the spleen.
Maybe even in the Collon.....


Wellllll I'm just a regular white surburbanit Slob.
I like foot ball and porno and books about war.
I got your average house, with a nice Hardwood Floor.
My Wife, My job.
My kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar....

I drive really slow in the ULTRAfast lane,
while People behind me are going insane!

{Chours} I'm an A$$Hole..........................{/Chours}

I walk around in summertime,
saying howabout this heat!
I Use Public toilets,
and Pi$$ on the Seets!

{Chours} I'm an A$$Hole..........................{/Chours}

Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces,
While handicaped people,
Make Handicaped Faces!

{Chours} I'm an A$$Hole..........................{/Chours}

Sometimes I think I shouldnt be sining this song.
Ranting and Raving and carring on.
Maybe their Right when they tell me I'm wrong..........
....................NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Chours} I'm an A$$Hole..........................{/Chours}

You know what I'm going to do? I'mgoingtogetmeaCattacEldoradoConvertable Bright Pink! WhithwhaleskinhubcapsandbigbabysealeyesforHeadlights!
AndI'mgoinasitinthatbabydoing115MPHgeting1MiletotheGallon!
SlurpingDownDubbleCheeseBurgersintheoldfashoned NoN-Biodegradable StyroFoamcontainers.
And you know what I'm going to do when I'm finishedslurpingthownthosegreaseballburgers???
I'mgoingtowipemymouthontheArmercanFlagandthrowthosepackets Right Out The window O K !!!! and there ain't a Goddamthing anybodycandoaboutit. You Know Why?
CAUSE WE GOT THE BOMB>
Two Words: "Nuckular FU(KING WEAPONS" ALLL RIGHT????
Germany Russia Checkislovacula can have all the Democrocy they like.
They can have a big Democracy Cake walk right6down the middle of Chenimin Square....It dosen't mean a god dam thing cause we got the bombsJohnWayneAintDead, He'sFrozenandwhenwefindacureforcancer weregoingtothawouttheDuke. And ya Know how pi$$edoff he's goinabe? Ever had a Could Shower? Well multaply ith by 15Million times thatshowpi$$edoffthe Duke's Goinabe.

And I'm goina get the Duke And John don Vettie and a case of Tequile andwere going to Drive down to Mexico [Hey hey HEY!]
WHAT????
[you know you really are an A$$HOLE!!]
Why don't you just Shutup and sing the song??

{Chours} I'm an A$$Hole..........................{/Chours}

Raggamuffin

Hmmmmm

everytime i hear dennis leary i keep thinking of bill hicks.

EdBanger

There not hard to cofuses. Ones a skinny Irish Armercain With a Long Fringe the other is a beefy Armercain with a crewcut.

But your right their Style of hummor is alike.

Tom182

Sung to "Do they know it's Christmas".....

And there won't be craic,
in Iraq,this Easter time.......

I'm working on the rest!!!

fat toni

try this on for size....take your ****** by the hand,take him to the forest,bring your friends and bring your guns let him off the lead watch the ****** run...kkk..kkk i wll indeed burn in hell and im taken all you with me....i cant even spell politically correct