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  • 18-03-2003 4:45pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭


    i know i shouldnt find this funny since im doing arts in ucd, but if this was the test :)
    this was writen by a tinity student

    Why didn't we all do Arts in UCD??


    UCD Arts Exam

    Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

    1. What language is spoken in France?

    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
    particular
    reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
    -OR- Give
    the
    first name of Pierre Trudeau.

    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

    ____ (a) build a bridge
    ____ (b) sail the ocean
    ____ (c) lead an army or
    ____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

    4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
    ____ (a) Jewish
    ____ (b) Catholic
    ____ (c) Hindu
    ____ (d) Polish
    ____ (e) Agnostic

    5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little
    hand is on
    the 5?

    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    ____ (a) Westerners
    ____ (b) Southerners
    ____ (c) Northerners

    9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

    Bush: __________________________
    Carter: __________________________
    Clinton: __________________________

    10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one
    being George
    the Sixth. Name the previous five.

    11. Where does rain come from?
    ____ (a) Tescos
    ____ (b) Superquinn
    ____ (c) Canada
    ____ (d) the sky

    12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    ____ (a) yes
    ____ (b) no

    13. What are coat hangers used for?

    14. Amhrán na bhFiann is the National Anthem for what country?

    15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-
    spell your
    name in BLOCK LETTERS.

    16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

    17. Which part of Ireland produces the most potatoes?
    ____ (a) New York
    ____ (b) London
    ____ (c) Wexford
    ____ (d) Sydney

    18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do
    you have?

    19. What does RTE (Radio Teilifis Eireann) stand for?

    20. The UCD University tradition for efficiency began when
    (approximately)?
    ____ (a) B.C
    ____ (b) A.D.

    Signed _______________________


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭Macseamusa


    If you fancy looking at a proper conspiracy
    theory, this is the link for you...

    http://www.asile.org/citoyens/numero13/pentagone/erreurs_en.htm


    enjoy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭Macseamusa


    TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE




    10th - "Scattered f___ing showers, my ass!"
    - Noah, 4314 BC


    9th - "How the f___ did you work that out?"
    - Pythagoras, 126 BC

    8th - "You want WHAT on the f___ing
    ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

    7th - "Where did all those f___ing Indians come
    from?" -Custer,1877

    6th - "It does so f___ing look like her!" -
    Picasso, 1926

    5th - "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia
    Earhart, 1937

    4th - "Any f___ing idiot could understand
    that." - Einstein, 1938

    3rd - "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of
    Hiroshima, 1945

    2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f___ing
    hole in the
    head!" JFK,1963

    and...

    1st "Aw c'mon. Who the f___ is going to find
    out?"- Bill Clinton,
    1997


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