Do German women shave under there arm-pits????

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 4:37pm #1

As a man that has traveled a bit in his time, it has come to my attention that the further East one travels in Europe the more body hair the women seem to display.

kirracol · 14-03-2003 4:40pm

I don't think they do.. Some Irish women are pretty bad aswell..

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 4:46pm

You must live on the West Coast, you lot come to Dublin stampeed our women and Rape our Cattle

Bigalow · 14-03-2003 4:46pm

That is so discussing women who don't shave under there pits or anywhere for that matter are usually big fat ugly smelly things with moles all over there faces.

kirracol · 14-03-2003 4:50pm

Maybe it was the English !!

Bigalow · 14-03-2003 4:51pm

I had the miss fortune of ending up with someone like that one night Needles to say I was out of my face drunk and the BANG of B.O. was horrendous. That's why I always check now before I take them home.

kirracol · 14-03-2003 4:53pm

Maybe there crossdressers in disguise

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 4:54pm

Ill not have anything bad said against the English women, they look after there bodies,
As for the reply previous I take it I came to close to describing someone youd rather forget.
Or a Night youd rather forget

Bigalow · 14-03-2003 4:55pm

OK kirracol lets leave you da out of this.

kirracol · 14-03-2003 4:57pm

Bigalow, maybe that was you with him that night.

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 4:57pm

The reason Im asking the question...is that as I travelled across tEurope last year I was at the German beer festival I posed this question to a German lady,
Did she shave under her armpits?
At this pint I was rather drunk.
She replied that not only did she not shave under her armpits but she suffered from alot of body hair...
So I asked the stupid question how much???
She replied right down to her bollox

Bigalow · 14-03-2003 4:58pm

And now your married to her !!!

kirracol · 14-03-2003 4:59pm

It seems to me that Horn Dog 1 has a fetish for hairy women.

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 5:01pm

not the case,
otherwise Id be interested in your mother,

Bigalow · 14-03-2003 5:04pm

I hope that was directed to kirracol

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 5:06pm

As for marrage,
I wouldnt marry a women that has to shave more than me unlike you Kirracol who still has to use a razor yet.....

Bigalow · 14-03-2003 5:06pm

Because I have seen his mother and she's a BIG WOMAN. Have you ever seen big mommas house ??? Where talking that big

kirracol · 14-03-2003 5:07pm

At this stage I think that Horn Dog 1 is a HAIRY WOMEN ...

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 5:08pm

his mother is that big the only belt that will fit is called the equator belt.

kirracol · 14-03-2003 5:09pm

Horn Dog 1, your so hairy even Chewbacca wouldn't go out with you !!!!!

kirracol · 14-03-2003 5:10pm

A wain to be serious for a minute, so you look like Cousin IT from the Adams family ??

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 5:11pm

we seem to have gotten off the point here,,,,,
lets try and stay focused on the topic at hand....
Im not interested in personal slaggings.... as God knows you have enough to deal with to go home and hope the local dog catcher hasnt caught your mother for chasing cars... is it true that your family has to decide between a dog licence or an tv licence.

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 5:14pm

St Patrick... he banished the snakes.......he was stopped before he got to hairy women like all men with a good vision he was pretrayed by those he trusted.......

kirracol · 14-03-2003 5:18pm

For some that's not interest in personal slaggings you have a funny way of replying you SLAG.

kirracol · 14-03-2003 5:20pm

I'am really getting worried about Horn Dog 1, maybe he has a fetish for dogs aswell and were not talking ugly hairy women. Ruff, Ruff...

Irish_Ranger_IR · 14-03-2003 5:20pm

Originally posted by Bigalow
I had the miss fortune of ending up with someone like that one night Needles to say I was out of my face drunk and the BANG of B.O. was horrendous. That's why I always check now before I take them home.

What!!!!

To Bird......

Sorry, you wouldn't put your arms in the air for a min?

(looks, no underarm hair, clentches fist in victory fashion and shouts SORTED!!!)

horn dog 1 · 14-03-2003 5:20pm

if you have taken offense to any of the comments thaen i apolagise as i did not mean to slag you in any way or cause offense...
its everman and hairy women in your case to voice you opinion

Gordon · 14-03-2003 5:22pm

Get a room funboys!!(™)

kirracol · 14-03-2003 5:23pm

Why Gordon are you interested in some hairy fun ??

Typedef · 14-03-2003 5:26pm

Not dignifying this thread with a response.

The Lying with the dogs and the getting of the fleas.

etc, etc.

Viva La Revolution.

Rabies · 14-03-2003 5:45pm

Chat Room ????

The Gopher · 14-03-2003 6:30pm

Originally posted by horn dog 1

She replied right down to her bollox

German women have a pair of meat and veg in their pants?:eek:

Anyway continental women are overrated-I have been to France and they are not a patch on the women here.Short hair is alot more fashionable on the continent,even for young women.
So basically the whole thing about French girls being somehow the worlds best looking or whatever is IMHO bollix.
Did anyboidy else who went to the continent notice how bad the people dress?I dont care what you snobs say about tracksuits,they look a damn sight better than the sh1te the kids on the continent wear.It is like stuff that the Irish kids stopped wearing in 1983.
Honestly,hairy or not the mainlanders are a strange camp lot,with often average looking women,terrible music(though we are catching up lately)handlebar moustaches and a bad dress sense.

Well,this mainly applies to the French and Germans as I saw a load of school-touring Germans on the ferry and they were an odd looking bunch.
Well in fairness the French seem to dress OK.My main gripe is the overrated women(though a prostitute outside a porn cinema in the red light district in Paris posed for photos for us,but TBH she was fairly old and I would not have paid for anything)
But god damn the Germans dress weird!

Seraphina · 14-03-2003 7:17pm

Originally posted by horn dog 1
I wouldnt marry a women that has to shave more than me

this is the stupidest thread but i thought id point out that of course women have to shave more than men, all you've got to do is your faces, we've got legs and underarms to deal with.

po0k · 14-03-2003 7:35pm

You seem to be forgetting the nether-regions and arse hair.
And ear hair.
And knuckle hair.

Sarky · 14-03-2003 7:43pm

/Me laughs to himself because by the sound of things you'll all die lonely...

And BTW, I know a German girl or two. They look quite pretty. Stop being superficial, it paints us in a bad light.

cat_rant · 14-03-2003 7:52pm

being female can i just say eeeeuuuuuu! thats vile!! women should not be that hygienically challenged. if you want to stay warm in winter you were a jumper you do not grow fur!:eek:

Caesar_Bojangle · 14-03-2003 10:15pm

Heidi Klum (sp?) looks pretty clean shaven from afar.

I'm sure most women have the same predicament with hairy men.

oeNeo · 14-03-2003 10:38pm

Originally posted by horn dog 1
not the case,
otherwise Id be interested in your mother,

Oooohhhhhhhhh

EvilGeorge · 15-03-2003 1:12am

Horndog , how you got away with it this time I'll never know - but this thread made me laugh.

Doodee · 15-03-2003 10:54am

we've got legs and underarms to deal with

omg! and we dont, how the hell do u think i keep myself so pritty

Mossy Monk · 15-03-2003 2:07pm

every country has their fair share of hairy women. i've seen a lot more in Spain though than anywhere else. anyone see that programme about hairy women on Channel 4 a few weeks back

Caesar_Bojangle · 15-03-2003 6:26pm

Mossy reminded me of my trip to Naples, when i was there i seen a woman with more stubble underneath her chin than any man i've ever seen in my life. She was so hairy you just wanted to stroke it all night.

Saruman · 17-03-2003 11:31am

Good man Horndog... you got away with a 3 pager without being banned this time!!

As for French women being the worlds best looking? i never heard that before... i heard they are the best lovers though... Horndog in his extensive travels might be able to confirm/deny this??

As for those who DONT shave under their armpits being mingers.. would Julia Roberts count? as i heard it she is all natural i.e. no razors in her house!

horn dog 1 · 18-03-2003 1:36pm

the French are not the best lovers in my opinion, that is a belief misplaced, It depends on what your looking for in love and your own experiences.
Believe it or not English women are good some say easy...
American women who give you the third date wounder.....so to those out there on there third date with a American woman tonight should be the night.
Irish women vary like the weather... whos to say if thats good or bad...
French women tooo much into always wanting to be in charge and if you like fire in a relationship fire away...
Spanish women... fun if you can work out what there saying but watch out for there father brother or husbands....shot guns aplenty...
Russian women wild....... but be careful they want you for there visa into the country and then they want your visa card but not necessarly in that order..
back to german women ... if they shave under there arm pits then your in for the night of your life and if they dont then dont drink to much as youl be aiming at the wrong spot two out of three attempts if you get my drift

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