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Fancy Dress

  • 14-03-2003 10:18am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭


    A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

    So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
    around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

    After some more to drink he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed,wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
    "Oh, the same old thing.You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
    Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
    He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
    got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
    "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
    poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
    To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    lol good 1...women stupid fúcks:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    old,sick,disturbing,funny :D


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    sick sick sick sick, and finally sick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    Hilarious :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭exiztone


    urgh
    that one left a horrible taste in my mouth :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Tee he!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,470 ✭✭✭Mr_Roger_Bongos


    lol very unexpected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!
    that joke is so so wrong
    still funny tho


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