Another Lord of the rings Protest Site

Pimp Ninja · 13-03-2003 2:04am #1

http://www.theofficersclub.com/rotkpo/

This website is the home of the organization protesting against the third installment of the J.R.R. Tolkien Lord Of The Rings movie being named "The Return of the King".

We feel the makers of the LOTR films are using the death of Elvis Presley as a marketing tool for their movie, and are petitioning to have the name changed. As stated elsewhere, this activity gives us an ego boost, a sense of purpose in our otherwise dull lives and above all... we hope it will get us chicks somehow.

lol

Please read: This site is a parody of the Two Towers Protest Organization Site, which I'm sure you'll agree is rather pathetic. I was as shocked and horrifed as everyone else as I watched the events of 9.11 unfold, however to say the makers of the LOTR films are essentially using the 9.11 tradegy as a marketing tool is utter horsehit. This parody site may put it into perspective, since hey... we were all affected by the death of Elvis right?

But what makes it funnier is that some people are taking it seriously .. hehe

get a ****ing life you idiot!!!!!! elvis is not the king and he aint be returning mate so just leave lotr alone!!!!! you sad ****!!!

I think you're a bunch of psycho idiot. You never realized that the Tolkien title was invented decades before the death of Elvis. You really have nothing to do with your lives. Go get some help.

hells angels · 13-03-2003 10:07am

this is a pointless thread...i tink u should go get a life too man..
this is humour remember...:rolleyes:

Zaphod B · 13-03-2003 10:22pm

ROFL @ that site

*NemesiS* · 14-03-2003 12:28pm

Originally posted by hells angels
this is a pointless thread...i tink u should go get a life too man..
this is humour remember...:rolleyes:

:rolleyes: what a muppet!

Pugsley · 14-03-2003 1:14pm

lol funny site, wonder if its in america :rolleyes:

Mr E · 14-03-2003 1:51pm

Are you an American organization?

Now who else would organize this sort of thing? Well, actually yes and no. While the petition was originally created by an American, ignorant people from around the world have come to agree and are now members of our organization. The fact that none of us has even read any of the Lord of the Rings Books is irrelevant. Besides, we prefer Harry Potter.... which incidentally is another movie series we're thinking of shutting down.

Very funny site

MAC_E · 14-03-2003 1:58pm

I presume thats a pisstake. Click on the very top link and youll go through to the two towers protest page.

superconor · 14-03-2003 11:33pm

are either of those sites real?

if they "real" one is, erm, real

then there really are some sad lads in the world.........

Pimp Ninja · 15-03-2003 2:08am

Originally posted by hells angels
this is a pointless thread...i tink u should go get a life too man..
this is humour remember...:rolleyes:

I know this is humour thats why its here .. did you even read the site... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by MAC_E
I presume thats a pisstake. Click on the very top link and youll go through to the two towers protest page.

Yup thats why its in the humour board

Originally posted by superconor
are either of those sites real?

if they "real" one is, erm, real then there really are some sad lads in the world.........

The two towers site is real, the Return of the King link I posted is a parody of TTT site.

Just runes the joke when some people dont get it and it has to be explained

Another Lord of the rings Protest Site

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