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Stupid wah wah LPBs

  • 03-04-1998 6:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭


    LPB = Low Ping Bastard
    HPB = High Ping Bastard

    LPBs never get disconnect or have connection problems normally.
    HPBs get them all the time.
    - serious LAG
    - disconections
    - ping bombings
    - nuking etc.

    Some LPB's complain that they get LAG too. Well excuse me dipsh*ts
    LAG between ping of 50 and 150 is no godamn lag compared to HPB LAG

    You guys always tell us we're moaners, that we only moan cos ye are better
    than us. In most cases this is true, but only on yer turf, LAN or LPBness.
    If ANY LPB played from a modem with a sh*tty connection against an HPB
    of the same standard as him, i guaruntee you that LPB would get stomped
    into the ground.

    Now this crap about HEAnet, oh we didn't know, bla bla bla. Right fair enuf ye
    didn't have access to the net, alls right as rain now anyways. BUT what about
    us HPBs?What about when we have serious LAG, hmm? Or when we get
    disconnected? No-one gives a toss at all, no-one says hey this ain't fair
    reshedule wah wah wah... We bloody well deal with it and try and carry on.

    I think it's about time you LPBs cut us some slack, yeah we may moan alot,
    but we got far too many reasons TOO moan. Ye all think yer high and mighty
    cos ye can beat us around the place cos ye can react twice as fast. Well lads
    the day will come when there'll be no more lag and HPBs shall have those
    godlike pings of 50. Then we'll see where u guys stand, or more likely fall.

    Mickah - (HPB and proud)

    PS - you scutter UL freaks better not replay to this with a general wah wah!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭Mickah


    BTW the INC CT match is back on, with the
    designated level for all u moaners out there.

    And 1 more thing, all o ye who think we're crap, I don't
    believe you've beaten us, infact I do believe we've only
    been beaten 3 or 4 times, by very thin margins and we've
    played in and around 20-25 matches. So don't go blowin off
    u're mouths when ye can't back it the f*ck up.

    Godamn stupid SH*TE AT QUAKE kids!

    Mickah



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 496 ✭✭Bunny



    blah blah moan



    who are these LPB's? They sound like right w@nkers. Poor baby.





  • Closed Accounts Posts: 745 ✭✭✭SeP


    ur prolly right mate
    SeP

    ps ill post more when i think of sometihng!
    my filling just came out! :(



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 745 ✭✭✭SeP


    or maybe not....

    ps my filling has still fallen out :(



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    man you are ignorant


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭H-K


    : LPB = Low Ping Bastard
    : HPB = High Ping Bastard

    : LPBs never get disconnect or have connection problems normally.
    : HPBs get them all the time.
    : - serious LAG
    : - disconections
    : - ping bombings
    : - nuking etc.

    : Some LPB's complain that they get LAG too. Well excuse me dipsh*ts
    : LAG between ping of 50 and 150 is no godamn lag compared to HPB LAG

    : You guys always tell us we're moaners, that we only moan cos ye are better
    : than us. In most cases this is true, but only on yer turf, LAN or LPBness.
    : If ANY LPB played from a modem with a sh*tty connection against an HPB
    : of the same standard as him, i guaruntee you that LPB would get stomped
    : into the ground.

    : Now this crap about HEAnet, oh we didn't know, bla bla bla. Right fair enuf ye
    : didn't have access to the net, alls right as rain now anyways. BUT what about
    : us HPBs?What about when we have serious LAG, hmm? Or when we get
    : disconnected? No-one gives a toss at all, no-one says hey this ain't fair
    : reshedule wah wah wah... We bloody well deal with it and try and carry on.

    : I think it's about time you LPBs cut us some slack, yeah we may moan alot,
    : but we got far too many reasons TOO moan. Ye all think yer high and mighty
    : cos ye can beat us around the place cos ye can react twice as fast. Well lads
    : the day will come when there'll be no more lag and HPBs shall have those
    : godlike pings of 50. Then we'll see where u guys stand, or more likely fall.

    : Mickah - (HPB and proud)

    : PS - you scutter UL freaks better not replay to this with a general wah wah!

    YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 521 ✭✭✭Ronin


    :
    : blah blah moan


    : who are these LPB's? They sound like right w@nkers. Poor baby.

    never seen an lpb before what would it be like I wonder???????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    leave poor mickah alone
    its just that time of the month
    everone awwwwwww
    tipper


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    : LPB = Low Ping Bastard
    : HPB = High Ping Bastard

    how many times do we have to get this right? It's HPW (W=Wannker), now HPB :P

    Mickah, ur mot dump u or something? or was there a reason for the outburst?



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