Funny Again

Take it

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you dickhead. Some ba$tard has stolen our tent."


[This message has been edited by Take it (edited 15-05-2000).]

Shiminay

haahaa. Good 'un!

---

All the best,

Dav
@B^)
My page of stuff

Kegser

I'm more surprised by the fact the Boards didn't **** out dickhead

Good joke anyway

Kegs.